gapperd

n. a person who can't remember something obvious or common knowledge. Someone who doesn't notice or realize something that is right in front of them.

Bennett- What school do I go to again?
Jackie- duh! this is xavier!
Tillea- wow jackie. you're such a gapperd! Bennett is a boy and therefore goes to Brophy! geezz

by Tillahizz February 10, 2009

Gaygermeister

A Gaygermeister is a shot of Jagermeister with a strawberry on the side of the glass.

Another five Gaygermeisters please, Barkeep.

by snackmaster1 January 7, 2011

justin gayfer

A very accurate nickname for 2010s famous pop sensation Justin Bieber

My sister went to the Justin Gayfer concert tonight

by Rectalius January 23, 2016

Gaymer

So gaymers are LBTQ+ people and gamers, that's it.

Person 1.You know Tyler is gaymer
Person 2.Oh realy, i hope he came out
Person 3.Yea he did... In CSGO voice chat

by MladiTarantino June 24, 2020

gayserbeam

A loud, arrogant, and obnoxious, homosexual who doesn't know that he, himself, is indeed a homosexual.

Hey Scott, that gayserbeam is really pissing me off

Could that gayserbeam be any gayer?

by Niles Q August 10, 2006

gaypex

The measured space between the crotches of two straight men when they hug.

Bob and John, depart after spending the evening at the pub pouring out their troubled souls to one another.

John: (overcome with emotion, hugs Bob) "Was a good night Bob, thanks I needed that (burp)."
Bob: (briskly stepping back creating an A-frame-like man-structure) "No problem but watch the gaypex mate, watch the gaypex!!"

by 'Mash March 13, 2007

Turkish Gaper

One who uses the index or middle finger depending on the cirumstance to rub the outer part of the rectum until it puckers open for easier access.

Today my girlfriend let me have anal intercouse so i used the "Turkish Gaper" to make it easier for insertion of my penis.

by twojoints September 9, 2010