Garfield Kart

A 3DS game from 2015 that was created by God himself. Ancient Byzantine empires held Garfield Kart on a golden pedestal, which caused many a global conflict. WW1 was actually caused when Archduke Franz Ferdinand came into a copy of Garfield Kart: Epic Jesus Corkscrew Edition, and Gavrilo Princip was like, "Oh hell nah, I'm finna kill this boi."

Jesus: Can I have video game making abilities to please our subjects?

God: Of course, son.

Jesus: *Actually makes Garfield Kart, which causes eternal turmoil*

Also Jesus: wOrLd WaR tImE.

by TheLastHomicide November 29, 2018

Myles Garrett

When you are playing football and you rip off an opponents helmet and hit the opponents head with the helmet

I’m gonna Myles Garrett that quarterback over there!

by Kidswillbekids November 21, 2019

Gabriel

The type of guy who can make you laugh, but has that serious side of him. He gets what he wants when he wants it. And don't get me started on his dimples, you can see them from a mile away. He tends to be kinda quiet but only when he is making a dirty plan. But he has a side where you think of him as a brother... and you never want to hurt him. You can tell him whatever and he'll listen, and if he likes you enough he'll tell you stuff about him he wouldn't even tell his mom.

Gabriel is the most amazing guy ever!

by tht_lonely_bih December 12, 2017

Garfield Sex Music

The freakiest, nastiest, and baddest music on the planet. Like Waka Flocka Flame, only a million times harder. Listening to it is the closest thing your ears can come to fucking. In fact, the soundwave this music makes is a big schlobbing dick, trolling for something to rub up against and cum all over. When white girls hear it, they immediately find the first guy they see and make him 1manDP her.

Don't even try to make it, only Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone, and Akiva Schaffer can, and the only reason why is because they gave head to Ziggy Stardust, the eternal god of music, FOR 500 YEARS. But at least they get pussy all the time now.

Random Bitch: I love your Garfield sex music.
Kiv: Bitch, shut the fuck up and lick my nuts.
Random Bitch: But I can't see them!
Kiv: Yeah, cause they're the size of ovaries. Now do some more coke and keep licking

Jorma: Hey Arlene, let's fuck.
Arlene: But I'm a cat.
Jorma: Whatever (whips out his dick)
Arlene: YES! It's so small!

Andy: (Walking around with his dick out around New York City) Who wants to fuck me?
Jennifer Anniston: I do! I do! I'll do anything for sperm!

Andy: Let's do this, bitch. (Flips her over and 1manDPs her on top of the Empire State Building) Marmaduke, get in here! (Marmaduke sticks his dog dick in Jennifer's ass)

Jen: Double Anal! Yes!
Andy: (Pulls out, and cums all over her face.) Now that's Garfield Sex Music.

by Titus Blowhard May 9, 2011

Gabrielle

Gabrielle is one of the best girls you will ever meet. She is beautiful, funny, oftenly born with brown hair, shy, and dirty minded! If you ever have a chance to date this girl, you best be extremely careful because every Gabrielle has atleast one friend who will kick your ass if you hurt her!

Ex bf: Pfft! come on Gabrielle, your so childish!
Friend: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?? BITCH I WILL JUMP YOUR ASS!!!!!

by YOLOHarryStyles May 22, 2014

peter gabriel

a very talented British musician who has made a very successful solo career. He has experimented greatly with "world music". He gives excellent shows. Hits include "Shock the Monkey", "Games Without Frontiers", "Mercy Street", "Digging in the Dirt", and the #1 "Sledgehammer", which has a killer video.

Let's go to that Peter Gabriel concert.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 21, 2006

garrencism

excessive interest in or admiration of garren lake

Ash: Oh my God, I love Garren Lake! Where do I sign to give him my heart after I die? He is so baby, I love him!
Person: Shut up Ash! I hate you and your garrencism.

by juuliasucks March 15, 2019