GrrFunk

Mad that you fucked

girl: GrrFunk
Boy: oh come on you had fun.

by RayAFunk February 25, 2010

Garzunkle

something that is messy, bothersome, or annoying

He's such a garzunkling man
What a Garzunkle!

by GraceAndMarissa April 29, 2011

garfink

An entitled tourist. Common behaviors of the garfink include disregarding local customs, exhibiting an attitude of superiority toward service workers, standing obstructively in the middle of walkways, driving aggressively, parking haphazardly, and wearing stupid looking hats.

Maine has way too many garfinks wandering around.

by huffingcats September 6, 2023

Garfunkel

A Garfunkel is the name of a loose or detached exhaust pipe from early Ford Model T's.

Shit, my Garfunkel snapped, better take this up to bob Karl’s

by TheWebDeveloper January 7, 2020

Garfunkel

v. To impose sexual actions upon a person in a mysterious and unusual way

I Garfunkeled your mother!

by pub_benny June 21, 2005

Garfunkle

to have sex with a woman with such a profuse amount of pubic foliage that her nether regions look like the hairstyle of the musiciam garfunkle of simon and garfunkle

i garfunkled your mother last night

by pele December 15, 2003

Garfunkel'd

To take one's swagger down one or more notches.

When someone compromises your swagger by being a total bitch.

My Mizzle wouldn't let me get a pretzel dog from the food court, even after I bought her a Cinnabon. She totes Garfunkel'd me!

by BizzleFoShizzle September 10, 2012