GMILF

A Grandmother I would like to Fuck.

In Metalocalypse, Skwisgaar tells an old lady that she is a GMILF.

by Nathan Explosion January 23, 2007

GMILF

An acronym for Grandma I'd Like To Fuck, most common with necrophiliacs.

"Man, she's such a GMILF. Get the shovel"

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

Gilf hunter

Someone who hunts down (and sleeps with) attractive pensioners, usually for a fee that is arranged.

I am a gilfhunter
We are gilfhunters
This is my gilfhunter
These are my gilfhunter's shoes

by Yes December 14, 2003

galfriend

A female who is friends with a male. This is used in contrast to girlfriend. A galfriend is just a friend who happens to be a girl; a girlfriend is someone you are dating.

see also guyfriend.

Greg: "So, are you dating Mary?"
Chad: "No, she's just my galfriend."

by Newbia Leogetti June 11, 2006

GILF

Grandmother
I'd
Like (to)
Fuck

Did you see Jason's grandmother, the hottest GILF east of the Mississippi?

by Danger November 9, 2003

Galf

The part of one's anatomy that is located twixt your ass crack and your ball sack/vagina.

GALF!

Be careful not to expose your galf to too many strangers. The wrong one might end in a disaster. ... GALF.

by SCL&KSM October 8, 2011

Galfuck

When three or more people sleep at someones house and everyone is pissed off because there is not enough room for everyone to sleep with ease.

Damn it, I wont get any sleep tonight. Its gonna be a galfuck.

by Safari king December 29, 2014