Galf

The part of one's anatomy that is located twixt your ass crack and your ball sack/vagina.

GALF!

Be careful not to expose your galf to too many strangers. The wrong one might end in a disaster. ... GALF.

by SCL&KSM October 8, 2011

Galf

A person who argues every fact, says things that nobody wants to hear, and often goes weeks without going to the bathroom.

Justin: I had a galf in my class today that tried to tell me that the color black, was actually the color white
Mark: What'd you do about it?
Justin: I spat on him

by JEB93 December 14, 2010

Galf

The area between either your vagina or penis and your anus. Otherwise known as a 'taint'.

"If you don't give me some doritos you're going to get punched in the Galf."

by Terry Devore May 17, 2007

galf

a retarded fool who makes idiotic remarks. the stater of obvious things or make mistakes on well know things.

Also known as reese or kelso desise.

the suns is bright
cars go fast on the highway
blue and yellow make blellow

by jordain December 2, 2004

Galf

A character from Roblox Evade. A severe smoking addict.

To smoke

So many people galf in France

by getjarded August 6, 2023

GALF

Get Absou Lutely Fucked, often used as GALF'd.

The Braves were GALF'd by the Phillies in the 2021 and 2022 MLB Playoffs.

by FejSkaz May 27, 2024

galfriend

A female who is friends with a male. This is used in contrast to girlfriend. A galfriend is just a friend who happens to be a girl; a girlfriend is someone you are dating.

see also guyfriend.

Greg: "So, are you dating Mary?"
Chad: "No, she's just my galfriend."

by Newbia Leogetti June 11, 2006