Hey did you gaff Megan yet?
Shit man she loves it when I gaff her.
I gaffed her for two and a half hours.
Shit man she loves it when I gaff her.
I gaffed her for two and a half hours.
by NieccoCapone November 24, 2008
An error.
He was told to kiss the Pope's ring, but hadn't noticed the one on his finger. That was a real gaff.
by robcraine March 15, 2004
A burp one does prior to or during the process of throwing up, vomiting, being sick, puking, blowing chunks or similar.
"You know you're gonna throw up whenever you gaffe."
"After half an hour with her head in the toilet, she surfaced briefly for a hearty gaffe."
Matt - "I wasn't that drunk..."
Tim - "Man, you gaffed in my face."
"After half an hour with her head in the toilet, she surfaced briefly for a hearty gaffe."
Matt - "I wasn't that drunk..."
Tim - "Man, you gaffed in my face."
by Van Timm August 16, 2011
Something that is fake or just not right. Like when someone buys a $20 fake Rolex or someone tries to explain to you how to do something the wrong way.
"Hey, look at this great Rolex I bought for $20" "That watch is gaff"
"Take a right after the Dairy Queen go straight for two miles" "Those directions are gaff"
"Take a right after the Dairy Queen go straight for two miles" "Those directions are gaff"
by LoveBroker July 11, 2008
by ThomasPhillip April 25, 2007