Guff 

Weed of Poor Quality

Put That GUFF OUT, & Rool Dat Kill Doe Like!! Naw I'm Cool Cuz, That Shit Some GUFF!!

Guff by Da Militia February 25, 2008

Guff 

A guff is a patch of hair located on a mans gouch or even possibly a womans. Guffs can be all different shapes and sizes.

David sliced is gouch trying to shave his guff.

Guff by pussy cruncher September 8, 2011

guff 

is the edge of something.

i cant move over any more im on the guff of the bed. dont sit that on the guff of the table.

guff by smartie pants =] September 5, 2009

Guff 

Guff = Geriatric muff

"I hope Sharon Stone doesn't show her guff in basic instict 2"

Guff by mcfcvince July 28, 2008

guff 

basicall means shit but ogrinated from some lepricawns in irland

that was pritty guff

guff by MC lozza October 10, 2003

guff 

The same as Girlfriend. Originating from the chav spelling of the word, or "gf" which, when spoken out loud, is pronounced as "guff" thus making it much cooler.

"This is my guff, Nina."

guff by Teh Vez0rz July 23, 2006

guff 

A slang term for a physically unattractive person.

Mary was a pleasant girl, but a bit of a guff.

guff by nicola's top man April 8, 2008