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Glasgow Subcrawl

A daytrip round the orbital Glasgow Subway (AKA Clockwork Orange) getting off at each stop to visit a pub and have a pint. There's 15 stops and therefore 15 pints.... Although it's commonly accepted that you should "Complete the circle" and finish back where you started, therefore having 16 pints in order to have fully conquered the Subcrawl.
- "I'm doing the Glasgow Subcrawl on Saturday"

_ "Ooft!! Are you some sort of alcoholic mentalist"?!
by Stoo340 October 16, 2012
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gasgasm

extreme euphoria when pulling in to fill up and realizing prices have dropped severely.
Nikki had a gasgasm when gas prices fell under $1.50 after they were almost $4.00 for so long.
by Iyang February 11, 2009
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glasgow handshake

To headbutt someone. See also glasgow kiss. Popular in Scotland, apparently.
by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004
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Glasgow

Hey, at least its not Edinburgh!

"The un-official capital of Scotland"
Edinburgh = Skaffy "K" heads - on a mission to get mullered!

Glasgow = Good Clean Fun"
by GonzoGlasgow January 11, 2006
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GTASG

Go To A Support Group; used when someone is being extremely fucked up and needs serious help that can't/won't be offered online.
Abei's been fucked since that chick died, he needs to GTASG.
by oorza April 19, 2010
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Glasgow Kiss

A Head Butt aimed purely at the lips, causing them to Split open, Swell and or bleed.

The Glasgow kiss was founded in the UK and is still used today as a surprise attack as the faces come together when trying to intimidate one another; this is usually when it’s the most opportune time to strike.
“Do you know what a Glasgow Kiss is?” BAM!!! “Now Ya Do!”
by Cockais April 19, 2010
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Glasgow

Imagine going to a place as a tourist and constantly being stopped when you pull your map out... by people saying in a charming Glaswegian accent "Ah ken glasgow better than that map, whar you headin?" This happened four times in the day we were there. Lovely people, felt like being in Manchester. Buchanan Bus Station past 10 feels a bit horrible but hey ho we survived!
In Glasgow...

Glaswegian - Need help?
Me - Yes please, by the way are you going to rape and knife me?
Glaswegian - No, we're not in Paisley!
by Manc96 April 13, 2013
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