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cp fapper

A person who masterbates to child porn
Joe was v& because he was caught touching himself to child porn. So he is now labled as a cp fapper
by anon2014 September 21, 2010
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lying fapper

Someone who lies about what they actually think about while pleasuring themself. They are often closeted homosexuals who claim to be pussy slayers. They sometimes wear disguises such as masks while out in public seeking other lyingfappers. They love urban living and are drawn to cities such as San Francisco. Lyingfappers usually resemble terrorists and can be found hanging out with other kabob fanatics. Their car of choice is usually a hybrid of some sort.
That lying fapper told me he was going out on a date with a girl and then I saw his Prius parked at a Turkish bath house.
by Robert Himler November 3, 2013
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shit flapper

A dried piece of dog shit that accumulates on near the ass of a dog. The shit flapper will open and close as the dog has to fart, or take an additional shit, much like the cover on the smokestack of a diesel truck.
I've got to cut the shit flapper off my dogs ass, it's starting to crumble onto the floor.
by Johnlange January 13, 2017
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Dog flapper

A cross between (69) and doggy style...
Cristina: George

Cristina: George and I had dog flapper last night.
Evan: I know I heard you.
by Noncy steve September 29, 2019
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flapper clapper

Used to describe a girls loose pussy lips that clap when she walks.
"Damn that bitch has a huge set of flapper clappers on her."
"Her flapper clappers are so loose you can fit a football through them."
"My brother always takes one for the team, he always gets stuck with the flapper clappers."
by Panadero Saint January 9, 2008
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flapper jacket

Mommy, I just got stung by a flapper jacket!
by Michelle Thompson April 1, 2007
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Auto-flapper

A woman who unknowingly gets her dress caught in the car door and proceeds on – her garment flapping in the wind.
“Hey, check-out the auto-flapper in the car beside us. I wonder if we should honk and point.”
by Johntoo September 5, 2009
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