fireside tweet

Tweets coming from Donald trump akin the FDR's fireside chats to help American's through times of great difficulty.

That fireside tweet Trump sent today was awesome, it makes me proud to be american!

by Vicious43 December 28, 2016

firestick flick

A movie that is not worth paying to see in theaters so you just wait for the bootleg video to come out free.

Friend: Hey dude want to go see Batman v Superman
Me: checks rotten tomatoes

Me: Bro thats a firestick flick

by uffa678 April 20, 2018

Firesexual

A cult that brings the sass and fire. They also scream for our leaders lesbian shoulders.

"LETS GO FIRESEXUALS! LETS GO!"

by Queer.kiind June 2, 2020

alaskan firestorm

Having doggy sex.Then your partner lights the fart from the female and singes your public hair above males cock.

My misses has the hottest ass in the Alaskan Firestorm world!!!

by lighting female fart,shagging December 28, 2014

Firesuit

The protective suit that NASCAR drivers wear that keeps their balls from being burned.

Why does Kevin Harvick's wife wear the firesuit in the family when she has no balls?

by Nascarfan75 July 12, 2010

diarrhea firestorm

An especially violent and burning eruption of diarrhea.

Shaggy considered that it was probably his seventh beef-and-bean burrito that was to blame for the diarrhea firestorm he suffered in the Mystery Machine on the way back from Tijuana.

by Buford T. Pusser September 17, 2006

Foreskin Restoration

What a circumcised male does after learning how horrible circumcision is. It works by stretching the skin every day for years, causing penile skin to very slowly grow and form a skin tube with some (but not all) functions of a real foreskin.

Some people will tell you it's a waste of time because it's not a real foreskin and you can't get the nerve endings back. However, foreskin restoration still has so many benefits that everyone who does it says it's worth it. You do get some nerve endings back, but not all. Every restorer reports a massive increase in sexual pleasure.

I became depressed after finding out my parents mutilated me after I was born, so I started foreskin restoration.

by ForeskinRestorer March 19, 2019