frenditute

Someone you have to pay to be your friend.

Bob pays for lunch whenever we go out. I am such a frenditute.

by Jer Mac December 2, 2010

Freansing

The cleaning out of all your crappy Facebook friends.

I had to do some freansing today.

by Jen98037 August 16, 2016

fensive

either offensive or defensive

People get very fensive about this topic.

by MovGP0 May 29, 2018

Fransisco The Mad Fingerer

A lesser known historical figure born in Versailies, France in 1684. Fransisco is widely considered ahead of his time in regards to non-coital sexual activities. It is commonly believed that Fransisco was the creator of the sexual act known as fingering. During his adolescent years, it is believed Fransisco fingered over 200 women. He was eventually expelled from LaFolette’s School for Boys after administrators read accounts of all his fingering in his diary. After being expelled from school Fransisco reportedly went on a massive fingering rampage spanning the years 1692 until 1715. During said rampage Fransisco is believed to have fingered around 3,000 women, 300 men, 14 goats, and one ostrich, earning him the name of “The Mad Fingerer.” Eventually, Fransisco was bested by a younger Dutchman by the name of Hein Van Eriksson. As written by an eyewitness, Eriksson bested Fransisco by fingering his anal cavity, causing a deep state of depression for Fransisco. Knowing he was no longer the best fingerer in the land Fransisco ran up on his own sword and died in January of 1734. However, Fransisco’s legacy remains today as he is still recognized as the greatest fingerer of all time. Actually, France celebrates his heroic legacy by having “Fransisco Fingers Day” every June 17th, on this holiday young Frenchman indulge in their fantasies and roam the streets of France, fingering every woman in sight without fear of sexual harassment charges.

Fransisco The Mad Fingerer invented the art of fingering.

by GNK.Monkey69 July 1, 2020

Fresnian

Term used to identify someone as being from Fresno- the worst place on Earth

I'm never going back to the store again, the manager was some backwards, COVID-denying Fresnian

by Notfromfresno March 4, 2022

frenting

When two friends lend or rent items or services to each other.

I am frenting the Bourne Identity DVD from my friend John.

by PoleZero April 1, 2009

Forensic Files and Fuck

When she into some real creepy shit and you tryna set the mood. The ultimate spin off of Netflix and Chill.

After the Slipknot concert I'm going to take her home for some "Forensic Files and Fuck."

by CluffStuffOnly March 1, 2016