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Acrylic Freelancer

A person who does whatever he/she feels he/she must do, and whenever, wherever and however he/she feels he/she must. No matter what others think he/she should do. Acrylic Freelancers follow a new type of religion called Acrylic Freelancing, and are known as Acrylic Freelancists. This religion is not like any other, and can have people faithful to other religions, faithful to this one too, because this one respects people's beliefs. Acrylic Freelancers can be pretty or ugly, sane or insane, black, white, or purple it doesn't matter. Acrylic Freelancers can pursue short or long-term employments if they feel they must. The only concrete things about Acrylic Freelancing are that Acrylic Freelancers follow what they consider freedom in life. Acrylic Freelancers are not biased in any way. And they ALWAYS respect other's beliefs and other Acrylic Freelancers. Acrylic Freelancers are thinkers and they know what they do and what will happen when they do it.
Online User 1, "Hey, what's your religion? I'm christian!"
Online User 2, "Yo, I'm freelance."
Online user 3, "I'm cathlic, and what's freelance?"
Online user 2, "It' short for being an Acrylic Freelancer.
It means I respect people, as well as their gods."
Online User 3 and 2, "You respect people? And their
beliefs? So if it's my firm belief that all
freelancers should get beat up and publicly
humiliated...what would you do?"
Online user 2, "If you attack me I'll beat the sh!t out of
you. I didn't say I was a pacifist, numbnuts. I just
won't try to convert you, or beat you up in the
name of God."
by Acrylic Teen June 7, 2007
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Freelance Architect

"Freelance Architect" is a synonym, in some circles, for an escort who can carry themselves well in a variety of social situations.

They market themselves as companions for the upperclass and elites of society.

They are also known for primarily seeking out their johns via online dating, Skype and MSN chat.
I was so into that gal, but then I found out she was a freelance architect!
by bigbanger December 15, 2010
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Freelance Bladder

Freelancer(s) who work from home cannot survive without knowing a bathroom is a few meters away.

This is because they are so used to waiting until the very last moment to use it & seldom have to queue.

As a result of this, even a 10 minute car journey will see them popping-in both before, after & probably also thinking about it somewhere in between.

Do not attempt to initiate stage fright, as it just makes it worse. A Freelancer will still have to go again within the hour.
They: Can you help me carry this suitcase to the car?
Freelancer: Sure thing! Gotta have a quick slash first
They: But you've only just been? You so have a Freelance Bladder!
by little-miss can't do wrong August 21, 2011
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Freelance Aliens

Illegals that sit in front of Lowes and Home Depot looking for work, including and not limited to the illegals mowing your lawn and possibly helped build your house.
Josh: Whats up man what you gotta do today.
Dave: Oh man I've just gotta pick up some Freelance Aliens to build a deck for me"
by Amazing Racist323 February 20, 2009
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freelancer's nap

a wank.
freelancers people with lots of time on their hand - and in charge of their own time management have a tendency to slip to a dark chamber and come back all flushed. They probably were not having a siesta/nap.
With a couple of minutes spare and the girl still on his mind, Harry decided to have a freelancer's nap at his desk.

also can be used as adj. ie he is a bit of a freelancer.
by carlitodesign June 12, 2011
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freelancer

A gun for hire, they work for the person with the most money.

Or your mom when the rent is due.
person: Imma hire a freelancer artist
person 2: cool
by EXFUCKINGSPLOSIONS! June 10, 2019
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freebase

Freebase is the final product of a drug (usually cocaine, crack, or heroin) after the adulterants have been removed. This is typically done with a mild acid (for heroin) and ether (for cocaine). The high is much more intense than that of a plain old line. Sadly, its effects are short lived.
"Hey man, you up for some blow?"
"Hell no, let's freebase that shit."
by The Nameless Maggot May 12, 2007
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