feetarded

The act of so drunk that u have no idea what is going on, you are running around acting like a damn fool. but for some reason it works and everybody around loves it and thinks this person is the man.

Damn, that dude is straight feetarded! Hes awesome!

by therealfeetard June 13, 2011

Fatarded

Fucken retards

My friend is very fatarded for not getting a a on a test

by Gshshdhd May 22, 2019

flitarded

- Acting silly.
- Having a blonde moment.

1. I didn't get much sleep, so I'm flitarded today.

2. Rayne was acting so flitarded at the party last night.

by Justin March 24, 2005

Fetarded

Someone who is fucking retarded. Simply calling them a tard or a moron is not sufficient.

You thought you could smuggle drugs across the border in your shoe? You're fetarded.

by EDLP February 26, 2009

funtarded

A person who is mentally retarded and tends to make jokes that demonstrate their retardation.

Funtarded person: What if you gave birth to poop?
Normal person: You're retarded.
Funtarded person: I'm funtarded.
Normal person: ....no.

Funtarded person: You know who's cute?
Normal person: Who.
Funtarded person: Justin Bieber!
Normal person: ...
Funtarded person: I wanna pee on his face.

by funtardation April 21, 2010

portarded

Someone who sucks at Portal.

i would move portals while flying through the air and catch cubes and shit i never got throwing them to buttons down though - "YOU ARE SO PORTARDED"

by Portalmastar May 23, 2011

flitarded

being retarded in the sense of flirting, not being able to flirt, not knowing how to flirt.

"Hey cutie ;) wanna go get a bite to eat?"
"I'm not really hungry and it's like 4 which is a weird time to eat anything.."
"OMG KAYLA YOU'RE SO FLITARDED."

by bigbootybxch March 21, 2012