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forbes magazine

Porn for rich people. An industry magazine where the bourgeoisie elite compare gross figures and share ideas on how to further oppress the proletariat. Often used as a cutting board for cocaine, or rolled up and used to beat the Hispanic maid when she breaks something expensive.
Herbert: "Consuela, did you break my $18,000 crystal statue for Most Racist Employer of 2009?"
Consuela: "Si, senor, lo siento, I --"
*WHACK* *WHACK* *WHACK*
Consuela: "Ay, no!"

Nathan: (reading Forbes Magazine) "I can't wait to use these new marketing techniques to persuade the working class to give me all their money!"
*lays magazine out on table and proceeds to make lines of cocaine with a black American Express card*
by Merriam Chubster December 5, 2013
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Phantom Forces

Phantom Forces is a competitive FPS Game on roblox, where you unlock guns, abuse your C-WASD-X-Z-RMB-LMB Buttons for fucks sake, also get hated for being good at the game

you usually play with kids that has the worst aim and 3/20 eyesight and blame you for using Wall hacks, ESP, and Aimbot

but there are the players that some people usually respect, those who are good at the game but isn't cocky as fuck

and of course, if youve played this game for over a month or a year, you're officially a sweaty try hard that blames good players for hacking, and probably you slam your keyboard to the wall several times when your C didn't respond with the system, and your keyboard is wet as fuck because of your sweat flowing like a river on your fingers, and last but not the least, you have bad eyesight
Guy 1: ayo man wanna play Phantom Forces?
Guy 2: sure but I don't wanna deal with toxic kids
Guy 1: too bad, you gotta
by PseudoActiveRemLyx March 11, 2021
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Pika Beaver Forest

Down in the south area of a human female's body, the magical Pika Beaver Forest is something only certain eyes can behold. The amazing grass and tree structure, and the amazing pink-colored water which some say tastes amazing. It leaks when a person steps in the hole where the pond lays. The grass can be straggly or straight, depending on the female. Basically, this forest is screaming "Welcome to vaginal hair forest!" at you. Bring a razor to but through the bushes and jungle.

Pika Beavers:
Fells: wanna know whats sad? ._. Pika means vagina in icelandic, and in some sorta medical term, beaver means the hairs around the pika ,),

Slogan:
"Come with me to Pika Beaver Forest"
Pikachew: come with me to pika beaver forest
by Pikachew April 14, 2010
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Forest Diego

use to describe a person who obsesses to the Barbatos Lupus Rex too much.
You're a real Forest Diego, you know? The Wing Zero is the most powerful Gundam.
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Forestall

A pretentious word that only the most arrogant of all fucks would use instead of the word "prevent".
I wonder if the writer of that railroad rule book could forestall me from shoving my boot in his ass.
by Anglo Gerry May 26, 2013
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Animal Forest

Animal Forest is the Nintendo 64 version of Animal Crossing. It was made before "Animal Crossing" obviously and was only released in Japan. It's a de-graded version of Animal Crossing.

Animal Forest+ is the Japanese version of Animal Crossing for Gamecube, but it has more features than Animal Crossing. It isn't going to be released in the U.S. because half the features were already in the U.S.'s Animal Forest upgrade for Gamecube, "Animal Crossing."
*No Example*
by TrainerAbu January 6, 2004
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man forest

The hairy pubic region on the body of the male sex.
Dude my man forest is getting overgrown, i need to get my friend to trim it with a pair of scissors.
by BigEck October 15, 2007
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