Fred: That guy's carrying a gun! Let's kick his ass!
Bob: Fred, you stupid Brit, he has every freaking right to.
Bob: Fred, you stupid Brit, he has every freaking right to.
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A dramatic principal that states every element of a story must be completely unnecessary and never called back to.
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-Cheating in a knife fight
-Commiting Crimes
-Hunting
-Destroying small objects out of boredom
-Target Practice
These tools first came around in China with the work of gunpowder. Europe began using firearms in the late 1300s. In the 1500s, the arquebus arrived and anyone could be recruited into the army in a short time, thus knights or any other honorary soldier that had spent a years to a lifetime training weren't needed as little skill was involved in operating a gun. In modern times, many countries have banned them, but they remain common in criminal hands. Although most firearm owners are honest non-criminals, any idiotic scum can get their hands on a firearm, giving it a bad reputation, and giving politicians thought about banning specific guns. There is much controversy in this issue, afterall some people just like going duck hunting with 155mm howitzers, and small concealable silenced automatic weapons designed for murder are perfectly safe after all.
-Cheating in a knife fight
-Commiting Crimes
-Hunting
-Destroying small objects out of boredom
-Target Practice
These tools first came around in China with the work of gunpowder. Europe began using firearms in the late 1300s. In the 1500s, the arquebus arrived and anyone could be recruited into the army in a short time, thus knights or any other honorary soldier that had spent a years to a lifetime training weren't needed as little skill was involved in operating a gun. In modern times, many countries have banned them, but they remain common in criminal hands. Although most firearm owners are honest non-criminals, any idiotic scum can get their hands on a firearm, giving it a bad reputation, and giving politicians thought about banning specific guns. There is much controversy in this issue, afterall some people just like going duck hunting with 155mm howitzers, and small concealable silenced automatic weapons designed for murder are perfectly safe after all.
by Jag140 July 10, 2011
Get the Firearm mug.Another one of man's best friends, second to the dog. You load a bullet, unlock the gun, aim at your target, pull the trigger, and get smacked in the face by kick-back. Usually protested against by hippies, anti-war protestors, liberals, and other idiots. The United Kingdom has fallen prey to the liberal predators in Parliament who passed laws controlling the ownership and usage of firearms, and not just safety laws (like the United States.)
I love my firearm. I sleep with it in my bed.
"George, I killed my firearm because i pet it too hard."
"Don't worry, Lenny, I'll fix it for you."
"George, I killed my firearm because i pet it too hard."
"Don't worry, Lenny, I'll fix it for you."
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Get the Firearm mug.The act of stimulating your partners genitalia with your stump (only achievable if the performer is amputeed).
Jack: Do you think that war veterans use their amputee stumps to please their partner?
Mack: Yeah my grandpa does, it's called forearming.
Jack: Why do you know that?
Mack: Yeah my grandpa does, it's called forearming.
Jack: Why do you know that?
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