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Foret

Pronounced (for-ay). Standard unit of measurement used for approximating the difference between actual odometer speed and legal speed limit on roadways. This unit possesses a factor of 11 miles/hour and is only applied when actual speed limit is greater than legal speed limit.

For instance, if John was driving his automobile 81 miles/hour on Interstate 10, which has a legal speed limit of 70 miles/hour, he would be traveling 1 Foret.

81 m/hr - 70 m/hr = 11 m/hr = 1 Foret

Another example, if Jane was traveling at 38 miles/hour on an elementary school property, which has a legal speed limit of 5 miles/hour, she will be traveling 3 Forets.

38 m/hr - 5 m/hr = 33 m/hr = 3 Forets

Jane is going to jail.
Andy: Man... I got a speeding ticket...
Wilbert: Really? Where at?
Andy: On I-610. I was only going 2 Forets.

Wilbert: 82 mph! Dude, cops around here pull you over for going 61 in a 60! You know better.
by SaltyFour November 13, 2015
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jake forster

A jew with a big nose who loves money whilst being orally pleasured by a cat
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corporate foraging

Corporate foraging is the act of scavenging meals in an office environment, thereby sustaining oneself purely on the food leftovers from lunch-time meetings. Frequently practiced by single adult males, but also observed within a wide range of demographics.
“Hey Andy, did you see the meeting with the two dudes on the third floor? They have three pizzas in there! There is now way they will eat all of that pizza – I think it is time for a little corporate foraging. We will need to be swift, because pizza is a hot commodity and the Marketing Scanvengers have been active on the third floor this week”
by Zafu Quazar February 4, 2015
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Z Formation

The formation in which you sanp your fingers. When someone does something to offend you, you exclaim "Oh no you di-int!" while snapping in this formation. A snap at each point in the "Z"
"I did your mom"
"Oh no you di-int!" (z formation)
by Bridget F. August 1, 2006
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mrs forster

An unappealing/ ugly woman in her late thirties or forties who dresses like she is a teenager and seems to be experiencing a permanent midlife crisis in which they act with out thinking and dress as slutty as possible.

A Mrs Forester will attempt to seduce younger males and will usually fail.

Mrs Foresters are normally divorced or in an unhappy relationship with a few children who dislike her, she how ever believes that she is hip and popular with younger generations.

She is an all round embarrassment
Person 1: "Oh dear god look at how short her skirt is, shes dressed like a prostitute but shes like 50!"

Person 2: "That's a classic Mrs Forster mate."
by ayylmao rob January 4, 2018
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fooatch

The word is the combination of two other slang words,foo and beotch, the word is used when describing (usually a male) an individual who is acting like a fool and a bitch at the same time.
Hey Dave! Don't be a fooatch!
by Fooatch January 2, 2008
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format my floppy

Old-school geek talk...refers to the geeky male's desire for his penis (floppy) to be stimulated sexually until he ejaculates (format).
Yeah, baby, you can format my floppy anytime. Wanna play World of Warcraft?
by DirkD January 24, 2007
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