The Flanders Effect

When people hate you because you are truly a better person then they are. People hate you for being kind, more attractive, smarter or any similar virtuous quality.

“Stupid Flanders is half my weight and twice my age!” — Homer Simpson

Ex: “Attorney Brandt S. is such a horrible person and, was experiencing The Flanders Effect so badly, that he couldn’t even bring himself to speak to his kind, beautiful, intelligent client named Meg B.”

by The5thNov September 5, 2020

Fergus Walter Seaward Flanagan

The one and only God of existence. If you even look at this living legend, you will have the most intense and pleasurable orgasm of your entire fucking life. He has the largest, veiny, bulging penis in all of eternity. Now, come little one, it is time for your Cock and Ball Torture.

Fergus Walter Seaward Flanagan will make you jizz all over your parents.

by tomatomatt March 10, 2019

Raymor and Flanagan

Two names say it all

I had such a bad day, it was Raymor and Flanagan

by Corbichoff June 2, 2021

Felan

For an object, activity, or person to be extremely cool.

"That's so felan"
"Did you see him? He was pretty felan"

by Squishymort November 2, 2012

Flandering

To attempt a conversation while unintentionally thoroughly confusing your listener. Approving and negating a topic in the same sentence. To open up a conversation on one topic and randomly change to another. The flanderer may be sober or intoxicated. Rapid successions of the words, "yea, yea, yea, no, no, no"

"Yo dude did you borrow my pen?"

"Yea yea yea, no no no"

"huh?"

"I did, but then I didn't"

"Quit fucking flandering, did you borrow it or not?"

by spittin game July 19, 2009

walt flanagan's dog

One of the most powerful creatures known to mankind. To claim that someone is somehow better than this canine is to claim that they are exceptionally gifted in that specific field.

Man, that bastard's faster than Walt Flanagan's dog

by fanboy January 1, 2004

Nalgas de flan

Someone who has a very jiggly butt and it is usually someone who is overweight.

Nalgas means buttcheek in spanish, and flan is a pudding that is very jiggly.

When she walked her butt jiggled... Talk about some nalgas de flan...

by Markinator1 July 15, 2010