bowlfinger cum foofer

the bowling alley slut. a man masturbates into a bowling ball and the girl, working behind the pins, sucks the cum out the ball

Bram couldn't get any action so he went to the bowlfinger cum foofer.

Josh: Bram should try to felsh the foof from Danielle.

Dan: Fuck that shit yo. He gonna go to the bowlfinger cum foofer.

Bram: Boi

by theoriginalbramasarus April 15, 2009

folfer

In the sport of paintball, when your gun malfunctions, making you rent a gun and look new to the sport, when you are really a veteran.

Joe) **Chik Chik** Oh man, my gun broke. I got to rent, I'll be right back.

John) Haha, folfer!

by Anatolli October 11, 2008

fooffer

faggot and pofter rolled in one

man look at him what a fooffer

by MaD_MaX_1991 October 20, 2008

Faffer

Derivative: Faffis/Faffelgaggler

A big, fat, rhinosaurus female chef who is mega-snarky and potentially a pretentious vegan.

"We thought she farted on our food at this famous Chicago restaurant, but then we heard her growling in the kitchen 'That's naught ah sowsaage! *burp* *fart* it's naught veegeen, and I'mma veeg! bahhhhhhhh! *burp* *fart*' We then became gravely terrified and returned our food and refused to pay our bill because a Melissa McCarty monster was cooking it. Don't cha know Melissa McCarthy's mating call goes like this 'Bahhhhh! Sowsaaage!' lol damn, she's such a faffer."

by BeefyPonsker July 25, 2017

faffer

a welsh name for a fanny

i liked a faffer last night, i did.
right after i shaged that sheep over thur.

by :~) November 25, 2003

foffernoggen

A place hundreds of years ago that if they were in peril they would scream WHAT THE FOFFERNOGGEN! Also used as a replacement for f**k.

Crazy Bitch: -poke poke poke- HIIIIIIIIIIII want some cheese puffs? They're gooooooooooooooood.
Me: What the foffernoggen?!

by Jessica/Colette October 30, 2010

foffered

to be offered in a sense of negativity

I foffered you a fight, but you turned it down

by mikeeatsworld July 19, 2011