In reference to 'Flot'; 'Flottle' is the sound one makes while a scrotum is dipped into her or his mouth. It is an occurrence where the recipient of the 'Flottling' gets a mouth-full of loose scrotum skin, as well as a possible testicle, and vainly attempts to spit it out.
It is usually an act of embarrassment and ridicule for said recipient. See 'Teabag'
Also: A simple act of clumsiness or movement in which something is fumbled, jiggled or knocked around.
It is usually an act of embarrassment and ridicule for said recipient. See 'Teabag'
Also: A simple act of clumsiness or movement in which something is fumbled, jiggled or knocked around.
1. Stephanie gagged and flottled as John allowed her to choke on his beanbag. Stephanie nearly suffocated because of John's flottling. She now has flottle breath.
2. Amidst his nightmare of being castrated, Matt unknowingly flottled his testicles in his sleep.
3. Hooper tried to be smooth when the lighter was tossed to him, but the lighter just flottled out of his hands.
2. Amidst his nightmare of being castrated, Matt unknowingly flottled his testicles in his sleep.
3. Hooper tried to be smooth when the lighter was tossed to him, but the lighter just flottled out of his hands.
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Unable to handle simple tasks, regularly losing your mind over small things, making strange noises randomly, and just being a jackass.
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Wife comes homes, husband is sitting in front of the TV. She asks: "Hey honey, what are you watching?"
Husband answers: "Nothing, I'm just flotching."
When ads interrupt my show I can't help but to start flotching.
I don't really watch TV, but I like to flotch.
Husband answers: "Nothing, I'm just flotching."
When ads interrupt my show I can't help but to start flotching.
I don't really watch TV, but I like to flotch.
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