"We flying the first class
Up in the sky
Poppin' champagne
Livin' the life In the fast lane And I wont change
By the Glamorous, oh the flossy flossy..."
--Fergie "Glamorous"
One of the three main characters from writer Matthew Reynolds' critically acclaimed fable QueerRabbit, a 21st century tale about the ordinary lives of three gay hares romping and prancing about the prairies of modern-day America.
A smart-talking social butterfly with downey, flaxen fur, Flossy Rabbit tended bar and lived under the pseudonym Justin.
Flossy Rabbit kicked up his paws with delight when the leprechaun handed him Mariah Carey concert tickets and a bag o' lively sparkles to take with him.
A flossy is uaslly very big in size, if they were to start running they would not be able to stop they would be like a freight train and anything in there way would be sucked inside of its rolls, they are very fond of twelve year olds by the name of Declan
Did you hear about the flossy gouderjaan that happened in Iraq, yeah it destroyed a whole town, everything got sucked into its fat rolls