The act of carefully dropping your nutsack into a glass of champagne. The effervescence of the liquid surrounds your beanbag and produces a tingling, uplifting experience.
Instead of participating in the ceremonial toast on New Years Eve, Brian decided to take his glass of Dom Perignon into the shitter and welcome 2009 with a Champagne Floater.
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Fecal matter that refuses to be flushed. Variously known as a strong swimmer. Not to be confused with sticktites or gluons
Also, a line of bullshit that cannot be accepted.
Also, a line of bullshit that cannot be accepted.
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Get the balloon floater mug.A floater is a social mastermind who wavers between members of one particular clique or between multiple cliques in general, pitting people against one another and leeching out information without seeming like a threat. A perfected floater will appear incredibly trustworthy and neutral and will play both sides, but in reality, floaters look out for themselves and do whatever possible to keep themselves alive in any given scenario.
After playing both sides, floater Janina decided to attend neither Trichelle's nor Mindy's party, so that neither clique queen would be upset with her.
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