Flandreization

Turning or the way to turn into Flandre Scarlet, from the Touhou Series. Someone that has been Flandreizated will behave like Flandre, grow artificial wings and a hat. Flandreizated people are more than 100 times more powerful than normal humans, become vampires and absolute beings of destruction. Flandreization can be caused by listening to U.N. Owen was her for 10 hours straight and awake. You will start to feel like a vampire in the next day. In the second day of Flandreization, you will grow slight wings. Third day, you will already feel the power, feel girlish, and gain the full wings of Flandre. In the fourth day, you gain the hat, and you're complete! Flandreization has no cure until now, but other vampires may make Flandreization wear off if you look right forward to the vampire, but since vampires don't exist except for other Flandreization victims, so you're basically stuck in Flandre form. Flandreization victims, as vampires, will start to feel pain when they're outside in a sunny day.

Flandreizated person: "Will you play with me...?"
Another person: "Look out, he's got Flandreization! Run to the hills!!!

by lol1337rofl November 6, 2015

Ned Flanders

That one christian neighbor. He will make or break you.

Don't let his kindness fool you!

You: "Is that Ned Flanders?! Oh no! Hide my wife!"

Ned Flanders: "Hi-Diddly-Ho, Neighborino!" *Steals your wife*

by Kammilou May 1, 2022

Fat Man Flan

This man is an Indian boi and eats naansters from refuel all day he messes around around and thinks vaccines cause autism . Don’t mess with this big bad boi

Girl1: did you see Fat man flan
Girl2: yeah he is a massive nonce

by Heinz beanos March 3, 2020

Fland

When someone or something falls and lands on you

Jose is drunk, I hope he doesn't fland on me.

by Radioshackgirl January 27, 2018

stupid Flanders

An exclamation used when your actions go unexpectedly wrong and result in an extremely annoying situation; used to place the blame for the situation that you have caused yourself onto Ned Flanders.

*You're trying to assemble your backyard barbecue when you bump into your wheelbarrow full of bricks, and they fall into the wet cement*
YOU: Ah, stupid Flanders!

by Maxwell Longfellow December 10, 2006

Flananderpus

A versatile word most likely created by the fusion of two or more words. Usually a noun, it can also be used as a verb or exclamation.

"Why does my girlfriend have to be such a flananderpus?"

"I'm going to go flananderpus in the ocean this weekend, wanna come?"

Ashley:"I believe that existence of life is the manifestation of God, that we are collectively a singularity trying to discover who we are."

Bob:"So like, almost like God trying to figure himself out through us?"

Ashley:"Well, it's probably a lot more complicated than that, but in a simplistic sense, exactly."

Bob:"Pretty interesting stuff to ponder about. What do you think Casey?"

Casey:"Flananderpus!"

by Gzar December 31, 2010

Screw Flanders

A phrase that is typed repeatedly at the end of an article in order to meet the word requirement.

The year 2000 affair of cabinet secretary Hidenao Nakagawa was a fairly by the book sex scandal that provided an excellent insight the media interplay between tabloids and mainstream newspapers. Screw Flanders Screw Flanders Screw Flanders Screw Flanders

by Anoonamoose January 17, 2008