Flamingo Priest

Someone who is single but gives helpful and meaningful relationship advice to others.

The term "flamingo" originates from the saying 'single and ready to flamingo'.
The term "priest" suggests the person gives spiritual guidance and whom are in a position of power to share wisdom and advice. The receiver follows the advice religiously.

"Maybe you should talk to him, he might be open to you making guy friends"
"Are you sure? You might be right."
"I'm always right in regards to relationships, although I have no experience and live lonely in a dark room"
"You are quite the flamingo priest- single but have words of wisdom!"

by WordWizardSwag October 8, 2014

Flaming Cock

The act of dipping your penis in a shot glass filled with a flammable alcohol, then proceeding to light your penis on fire. After putting the fire out, you drink the remaining alcohol in the shot glass.

"I totally pulled a flaming cock last night"

by Flemming Koch October 1, 2013

flaming queen

noun, a male homosexual (a blatant one)

I know our son is gay, but does he need to be a flaming queen?

by Tiago Zuhr October 16, 2008

flaming bitch

Someone who doesn't give a shit about anyone else and lets everyone know. This is an almost exclusively female pejorative and indicates that the person who just got called one is basically a cunt.

My boss ripped my balls out in front of the whole division for leaving early to go to my grandma's funeral last Friday and then slapped on two extra projects and a demerit on my employee record. What a flaming bitch!

by Freddy Boy1 January 5, 2010

Flaming Pete Sampras

the act of jizzing on a tennis ball, igniting it, and shoving it up your girl's pussy while grunting.

Jack tried to give his girl a flaming Pete Sampras, but accidently lit his cock on fire.

by P-nasty the Chuta April 4, 2010

Flaming Zues

A sex position in which the couple is positioned at the top of a set of stairs. During intercourse, the male removes his penis and lights it on fire before re-inserting. Once this is done he then proceeds to ride his partner down the set of stairs while screaming the name of the position.

"Did you hear Carly got Flaming Zuesed yesterday?"

"Yeah she broke her spine."

by spega May 25, 2011

Flaminglion67

A really gay, small human being that stinks. Flaminglion67 also has baby friends and showers with his mother.

Oh my god your gay just like flaminglion67

by Eggnog26 June 13, 2019