flaternet

Short for "flat internet", an implementation of the internet within a Flat Earth model

Alice: "Are you telling me I can't trust the internet?"
Bob: "Point at the internet on a map. Then I’ll trust them."
Alice: *draws internet scribble on a flat earther map*
Bob: "Ah the flat internet"
Mallory: "flaternet"

by a1gaius September 28, 2022

Flatarn

A powerful smack with a flat hand to the cheek, holding a 45 degree angle from wrist. First used against human beings practicing incest.

She cheated on me with her brother so I gave her a good "flatarn".

by Min jakke April 26, 2023