Do you want some help doing your hit of meth? I happen to be qualified for the job. I'm a flailbotomist.
by So Short June 18, 2017
Get the Flailbotomist mug.by Da Flailure June 17, 2017
Get the Flailure mug.Of course, when our company's stock prices dipped, management immediately executed a FLAILEX maneuver.
by Liz Brooks January 20, 2009
Get the FLAILEX mug.To avoid, at all cost, any situation that might remotely result in a failure on your, and your liabilities, part.
Example 1:
Stan: "Hey man, let's go to the mall, I want to get something to eat."
Sami: "Nah man, you're only hungry because you have post-high munchies. We should wait at my house before we go out anywhere. Plus, I have some Doritos at home you can munch on."
Stan: "Sweet, failsafe."
Example 2:
Sami: "Hey Charlie, can me and my girlfriend skip school at your house?"
Charlie: "Sure, but you'll have to leave before 12, my mother might come home early for lunch. Gotta be failsafe man."
Sami: "Word!"
Stan: "Hey man, let's go to the mall, I want to get something to eat."
Sami: "Nah man, you're only hungry because you have post-high munchies. We should wait at my house before we go out anywhere. Plus, I have some Doritos at home you can munch on."
Stan: "Sweet, failsafe."
Example 2:
Sami: "Hey Charlie, can me and my girlfriend skip school at your house?"
Charlie: "Sure, but you'll have to leave before 12, my mother might come home early for lunch. Gotta be failsafe man."
Sami: "Word!"
by Sami Philadelphia October 6, 2009
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the act of hyper speed talking about one's fandom and/or obsession. Sqeeling, clapping, gasping, obsessive behavior dizziness, speechlessness and random dancing are all symptoms.
the act of hyper speed talking about one's fandom and/or obsession. Sqeeling, clapping, gasping, obsessive behavior dizziness, speechlessness and random dancing are all symptoms.
"Alyssa was flailing over X-Files last night.. even though she was still speechless from reading a Lisa Edelstein interview."
Mr. Martinez's class room had enough 'the Office' paraphanalia in it that Caity suspected he was a flailing fanboy in his spare time.
Mr. Martinez's class room had enough 'the Office' paraphanalia in it that Caity suspected he was a flailing fanboy in his spare time.
by theonlyink October 24, 2008
Get the flail mug."You just cooked some black rock I've got some resin, so lets make some flail mix and get really stoned."
by shortness February 14, 2007
Get the flail mix mug.When a guy thinks he's smooth with the ladies.
A person that swerves his bike into a crack and flips over miserably while the girl he thought he was smooth with laughs.
When a person lies on the ground for about 3 minutes weeping about what happened as everyone is watching around him and thinking "what a jackass" and laughing their ass off.
Also a guy that uses FML too much.
A person that swerves his bike into a crack and flips over miserably while the girl he thought he was smooth with laughs.
When a person lies on the ground for about 3 minutes weeping about what happened as everyone is watching around him and thinking "what a jackass" and laughing their ass off.
Also a guy that uses FML too much.
That dude created a failshow when he thought he was super cool when he kissed that girl but then seconds later he got his tire stuck in a sidewalk crack fell over and hit his face against the mud and started saying FML over and over again.
by powersaver23 August 9, 2010
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