Flabberjack

A term applied to an overweight or obese male who suffers from frequently masturbates multiple times each day. Often referred to as chronic masturbation, a flabberjack usually masturbates 20 or more times per week.

"Look at that fat kid Jake. He's clearly a flabberjack."

by GrapeJelly February 13, 2014

Flabergastation

When you are flabergasted to the EXTREME

ashley! this flabergastation is blowing my mind!

by Dino! October 5, 2010

flabergander

another name for the penis.

Holy cockballs, that girl just touched my flabergander!!!!!

by I Love JD!!!!!! December 7, 2003

Flabergasm

This is tottaly a word for dana.:O its means,she a tard and thats final.

Flabergasm ohhhhh shit son.

by Bash Boy November 27, 2007

flaberjacked

when a woman grabs a mans ass flapps and twists as hard as possible

the first night went great I got flaberjacked so hard I couldn't sit down afterwards

by mynameistrevor February 26, 2020

flabergackle

Someone who uses words that are perplexing/made up

Francesco: I just got gooned by a flipper who is flanty.

Rachel: Francesco is such a flabergackle!

by Rizzerrach July 15, 2024

flabercated

To be angry and confused

Jen was flabercated when her head blew up.

by Jenise, Kaneene, Whit July 21, 2008