Built like the gable end o' a fiver

Someone who is slim built like the thin end of a five pound note.

Person 1: "are you going for a run"
Person 2: "no a dinnae dae that, you dinnae need tae either, yer built like the gable end o' a fiver

by Cami Campbell March 4, 2017

Make Yokes A Fiver Again

means the people of the world want yokes to be a fiver again

make yokes a fiver again

by oliver walker mert April 24, 2024

fiver d

A small amount of cannabis resin, knwon as a fiver draw

ere mate got any tack ?
nah mate....
Fuck it then we'll go and get a fiver d

by BoroLaduk November 23, 2006

A fiver Davies

A fiver Davies ; when you give a close friend a measly fiver for a landmark birthday present.

I only gave a fiver Davies to one of my close friends .

by Chrishourihane February 9, 2023

Ook for a fiver

A paid blowjob.

(To a homeless person)
Can I get an ook for a fiver?

(From a homeless person)
I dealt man an ook for a fiver and have me no regrets.

by SAT_VOCABULARY June 21, 2025

Fiver

When you are holding in a shit for five hours and releasing nasty farts much to the dismay to those around you.

"Oh man this fiver is about to become a fixer if I can just hold it for one more hour"

"I know dude it smells like fucking shit in here!"

by Tatu 8157 February 26, 2024

Fiver

Short for 'genfiver', a term describing fans of the generation 5 Pokémon games. Fivers are known for their insufferable behaviour online and within the Pokémon community. You'll often find them in random comment sections yapping about how gen 5 was the greatest achievement ever made and hating on every game that came after it. If you disagree with them, they will not take kindly to it and usually resort to insults. Essentially they've adopted the same traits as genwunners but they act like gen 5 is still hated despite receiving nothing but praise now. And they get away with all this because they're the most vocal part of the community currently.

"Some fiver was yelling at me in an instagram comment section today. All I said was that I prefer gen 6."

by todayresentful April 11, 2024