Fitzgerald

It’s when an upperclassman on the Northwestern University football team gets naked and puts on a mask and dry-humps an underclassmen who made a mistake during football practice.

Hey Grover, it’s your turn to Fitzgerald the freshman who dropped a pass during practice today.

by BeautifulLoser July 11, 2023

Dick Fitting

A consultation, between man and woman, in which each evaluates a prospective sexual partner. A largely transactional encounter, the man will insert his erect penis into the woman's vagina, such that each party can determine if the size, tightness etc. is to their liking, and a sexual relationship is viable.

Gwendolyn : Hey Julie, you want to come over to my place tonight and watch Sex In The City in our pajamas ?

Julie : Can't make it, I've got Trevor coming over for dinner and a dick fitting.

Gwendolyn : Oh that's right, well let me now how it goes. I just had a dick fitting with Chad last week - that boy's size, does not fit all!

Julie : Trust me, you don't need to tell me that. I had to push Trevor's cock fitting back two weeks because of Chad.

by The Rockit April 27, 2010

Fitzgerald

Name given to a man being caught with their pants down in the gents with another gentleman in the same cubicle

I'm dying for a crap but the only cubicle has a couple of fitzgeralds in it

by JasonDick November 27, 2011

Fittizio

Crasi delle parole "Fitto" e "tizio". Ovvero, esponente della schiera di tirapiedi, simpatizzanti o semplici elettori di uno o più componenti della famiglia di politicanti italiana Fitto. Già conosciuti come "Fitto boys", dopo la scissione con Berlusconi sono passati a una denominazione meno anglofona.

in piazza c'è solo un fittizio che aspetta il comizio. gli altri staranno leccando i piedi al comitato

by blindbard June 8, 2015

fittin

Although once thought to describe the act of having a fit (i.e., a seizure), it has evolved into a ghetto way to say "fixin' to, about to, or going to do something."

I ain't fittin to take no spelin class.

by Robb H. September 23, 2006

Fitz

Fucks his friend’s girl when he is depressed

Fitz is a cunt

by Pickle sucker 101 April 6, 2020

Fitz

"Aww look at this clever Cunt" - Fitz

Fitz is a fucking cunt.

by TheWindowsVistaForRealThisTime September 25, 2018