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firenuts

When something is unbelievably crazy.

It is used instead of nuts when describing a person, place or thing.
EXAMPLE 1:

Person 1: Mate did you see that guy juggling like 10 balls at once on TV last night?

Person 2: Yeah man, it was firenuts!

EXAMPLE 2:

Person 1: Last night, I pulled an all-nighter watching Vampire Diaries

Person 2: You're firenuts.
by elliesmellie1234 November 16, 2010
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coke fiend

A slave to the white powder that will do just about anything to have more blow. There are coke fiends of all social and financial standings. Stereotypically young business associates fresh from business school are getting yayed up just to stay at the top of their game. However, there are also broke people who can't afford yayo and have to commit degrading sexual favors or larceny.
Some goddam coke fiend broke into my apartment and stole my shit!
by T Hizzle April 22, 2005
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Figen

Figen is the most amazing person ever. She's hilarious, the best friend anyone can ask, and smart. She's friends with all the guys and parties with them but doesn't realize that they want to be more than just friends. She's gorgeous and can make anyone's day by smiling. Her nickname is Princess, well because she is one. If you ever meet her - you'll know. And if you're the lucky guy she chooses- don't be stupid because she will love you like you've never been loved before. She won't walk out of your life - but you better be smart enough to do the same. If you've met her, you know, and if you haven't you're missing out. Cause knowing her is the best thing that will ever happen to you.
Figen is the best
by Figen November 22, 2021
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New Year's fitness plan

(so named because fitness plans/programs, even those taken as new years' resolutions, often go unresolved):

a comical name for a new years resolution (s) that go 'unresolved' for at least a year being taken.
Conversation a week before St Valentine's 2013:

boy 1) my twin sister is in tears, because she wanted you, you twit, to ask her out and you still didn't.

boy 2) oops! sorry completely put that New Years resolution from 2012 on the back burner and forgot about it.

boy 1) you'd better move that resolution of yours back to the front burner again. My sister doesn't have the time to wait for your resolution to become so cold it'll turn into a New Year's fitness plan.

boy 2) or else what? IMHO, she'll run out of tears?

boy 1) yup just about right.
by Sexydimma December 31, 2012
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Planet Fitness

A place where obese people can go and work out , eat pizza , and not feel guilty about bragging about going to a gym yet seeing 0 results . This "gym" is basically the Wal Mart of gyms.
"Phew my 10 min walk was pretty intense, good thing there is pizza here at Planet Fitness to replenish my fat and carbohydrates ... "
by GYMrat July 24, 2012
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fitnessgram pacer test

Eyiudfgwaeusjhfgujsgfywak the fitnessgram pacer test jzsrgfmejzsgfzhjxdfjazshg.
by kilroy22 December 21, 2016
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the fitness gram pacer test

imagine Satan brutally stabbing and slicing and eating you viciously for eternity, well this is 10x worse
Gym teacher: pulls out boombox
Class: oh yay we finally get some music to work out to
Boombox: the fitness gram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets harder as you continue
Class: Kills themselves
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