you got to be fist fucking me

When someone does something really stupid.

You got to be fist fucking me

by fishfarmer1972 March 30, 2015

you got to be fist fucking me

a sudden reversal of fortune - a banked eight ball for the win flies out of the pocket you intended into another, or your full house loses to a straight flush on the river.

usually not part of a sentence, all you can say is "you got to be fist fucking me." or "you've got to be fist-fucking me."

by quitepedantic November 17, 2015

fist fucked

When you are fingering a girl but ya fist goes in the vagina right up to your wrist

I fist fucked ya mom last night and she had a massive orgy

by Henry832 September 2, 2016

fist-fucker

1. One who sits on hard rubber fists (TOOMEY).
2. One who uses their fist in sex.

"Come here you fist fucker and thump my sweaty arse with your hardened fist"

by KnightstarExpress May 21, 2003

Fist Fucking

Slang: masturbating,masturbation,etc.

I was fist fucking all night long

by marc0 May 13, 2005

Fist fucked

When your income credit has been taxed by the government at a higher % because you are in a higher tax bracket and cant afford ramen noodles or rent, you have been fist fucked

Joe got fist fucked last year for working more over time and now his broke ass lives underneath the Kellogg bridge eating dog shit and drinking his own piss

by Piss seapage May 20, 2021

fist fucked

where u finger a girl with your fist all the way in to your wrist

that girl was getting fist fucked

by hawkboy7 July 6, 2009