Filipino mom

The type of moms that tell that plan your whole life for you. They will likely tell you to become a doctor. If you make a mistake, they treat you like you're the stupidest person ever. They will also tell their life stories about how life in the Philippines is so hard and how they studied so much and graduated. If you get bad grades, they talk about your future and how your cousins are nurses.

Oh you have a Filipino mom? I'm so sorry for you...

by anonymousfilipino April 27, 2017

Filipinx

A shitty term invented by Fil-Ams who have shallow understanding of the Philippines (they only know its foods & beaches but that's about it) and can't even speak any of the native languages of the Philippines.

Fil-am: Hi fellow filipinxs!
Real Filipino: napakatanga mo naman (you are so dumb)

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ January 8, 2022

Filipino water pump

After eating hot Filipino food , you go and shit it on to your girlfriends stomach while she jerks you off

Hey dev ,Alex gave me a really solid gift for my birthday,he shat on my chest while I jerked him off ,he called it a Filipino water pump

by Alexandevo March 13, 2018

filippo

to be unique.
so unique he even even uses the word, uniquenesses.

he has a great personality and is super adorable.

"did you see that guy over there? he is such a filippo!"

by only the besttt December 20, 2008

Filippos

A great person that everyone loves

Everyone has a crush on Fil ( Filippos )

by Filippos108 October 23, 2020

Filipino Time

means always late ... a filipino culture ... its like always coming late to a meeting ... especially in parties or when friends are going out ... most of the time 1 hour late or even more ... and when you call them they will lie that they are on their way already and almost there ... but the fact is that they are still @ home getting prep up...

Pinay 1: (on the phone) where are you already you're already an hour late?

Pinay 2: (still getting dressed @ home) I'm on my way there i'm near already...

Pinay 1: Ok! make haste!

**Filipino Time**

by mahiligsaEtits April 20, 2009

filipino rage

Filipino Rage is a anger that can only be summoned from those of filipino decent. The rage may result with yelling in a demonic-like voice, and the person gaining incredible strength.

Guy1: Did you just see that kid rip that desk in two?
Guy2: Yeah, he's got some mad filipino rage.

"Power level over 9000!!!"

by TheRevolution19 January 24, 2007