Ming Feng

A fucking fatass ugly bastard that can't do any physical activities.

Imagine being a Ming Feng...

by duckling_soul6969 April 7, 2019

Feng Shwing

Furniture that is arranged to make you aroused.

But even your company must complement the Feng Shwing.

by BeufordPatrick April 11, 2011

feng cray

A state of disarray and disorder - the opposite of feng shui

His house was a complete mess, the feng shui was way off - it was feng cray.

by MichaelJ87 January 14, 2014

Zi Feng

A really great partner who is always there and holds everyone else above themselves. And they are really hot. You would be really lucky if you ever date a guy called ZI Feng. They are thoughtful and funny, but psychopathic at times, ZI Feng is smart and an overachiever.

Girl 1: I'm dating someone.
Girl 2: what is his name?
Girl 1: Zi Feng
Girl 2: you are so lucky. They are really hot.
Boy 1: LIKE HELL THEY ARE.

by _xxienY_ June 15, 2019

Tao Feng

Tao Feng: Fist of the lotus is an xbox game created by John Tobias, co-creator of Mortal Kombat. Like the aforementioned game, the game is violent, even to the extent of visual bruises and scars. It is so severely underrated that this is the only definition given for it thus far.

I am a big fan of Tao Feng, it may not be the greatest fighter, but I can appreciate what it does best: Interesting characters and an original concept....

by Slayer1983 July 4, 2009

Feng Rui

Feng Rui is a good looking boy. He is quiet and shy if u dont know him, but if u know him, he can be very crazy. He laughs easily. He is smart but lazy to do homework sometimes. He likes to play games. He rage easily. He can be a good student also can be a lazy student. He likes to help people sometimes on their homework. He dont like to do house chores. He is sweet and kind sometimes. If u have a friend name Feng Rui, u are lucky!

Feng Rui is my best friend for me but i dont know if im his best friend :)

by anonymous May 26, 2021

feng shui

the deliberate malicious rearranging of furniture to create a tripping hazzard for unsuspecting victims.

I went into the living room to put back the phone without flipping the light switch and became a victim of feng shui when I faceplanted onto the recently relocated aerobics trampoline.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh March 1, 2010