the opposite of feng shui , would be "Feng Shu'ain't". '
Used in a sentence: Those 'spear' like ceiling treatments sure are "Feng Shu'ain't"!
by gatorbaybob March 2, 2010
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A fucking fatass ugly bastard that can't do any physical activities.
Imagine being a Ming Feng...
by duckling_soul6969 April 8, 2019
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one of the first schools of interior design, teaching basic rules for combining materials so that there's no clash.

both the practical art and the sensibility of placing things in any given space, so that one just feels good.

is it the directional energy that the ancients were fearing when placing their bed, or just the draft?
feng shui specialist: you can't put that there, the Qi is attacking your bed!
Doug: i understand.
by wokeup2this July 9, 2022
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A really great partner who is always there and holds everyone else above themselves. And they are really hot. You would be really lucky if you ever date a guy called ZI Feng. They are thoughtful and funny, but psychopathic at times, ZI Feng is smart and an overachiever.
Girl 1: I'm dating someone.
Girl 2: what is his name?
Girl 1: Zi Feng
Girl 2: you are so lucky. They are really hot.
Boy 1: LIKE HELL THEY ARE.
by _xxienY_ June 15, 2019
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Tao Feng: Fist of the lotus is an xbox game created by John Tobias, co-creator of Mortal Kombat. Like the aforementioned game, the game is violent, even to the extent of visual bruises and scars. It is so severely underrated that this is the only definition given for it thus far.
I am a big fan of Tao Feng, it may not be the greatest fighter, but I can appreciate what it does best: Interesting characters and an original concept....
by Slayer1983 July 3, 2009
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Feng Rui is a good looking boy. He is quiet and shy if u dont know him, but if u know him, he can be very crazy. He laughs easily. He is smart but lazy to do homework sometimes. He likes to play games. He rage easily. He can be a good student also can be a lazy student. He likes to help people sometimes on their homework. He dont like to do house chores. He is sweet and kind sometimes. If u have a friend name Feng Rui, u are lucky!
Feng Rui is my best friend for me but i dont know if im his best friend :)
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the deliberate malicious rearranging of furniture to create a tripping hazzard for unsuspecting victims.
I went into the living room to put back the phone without flipping the light switch and became a victim of feng shui when I faceplanted onto the recently relocated aerobics trampoline.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh March 1, 2010
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