feng cray

A state of disarray and disorder - the opposite of feng shui

His house was a complete mess, the feng shui was way off - it was feng cray.

by MichaelJ87 January 14, 2014

Feng Shu'ain't

the opposite of feng shui , would be "Feng Shu'ain't". '

Used in a sentence: Those 'spear' like ceiling treatments sure are "Feng Shu'ain't"!

by gatorbaybob March 2, 2010

Feng Shwing

Furniture that is arranged to make you aroused.

But even your company must complement the Feng Shwing.

by BeufordPatrick March 25, 2011

Zi Feng

Zi Feng is a word used to describe someone as Chinese, offensive and deadly. They will tend to carry some form of weapon with them too

Yo, is that a Zi Feng?

by oef_ July 8, 2019

ming feng

He is a professional at giving blowjobs and handjobs. Maybe even gay sex as well! If you ever find a ming feng, keep him.

Last night was so fun with ming Feng

by ilovepussycat December 2, 2018

Zi Feng

A really great partner who is always there and holds everyone else above themselves. And they are really hot. You would be really lucky if you ever date a guy called ZI Feng. They are thoughtful and funny, but psychopathic at times, ZI Feng is smart and an overachiever.

Girl 1: I'm dating someone.
Girl 2: what is his name?
Girl 1: Zi Feng
Girl 2: you are so lucky. They are really hot.
Boy 1: LIKE HELL THEY ARE.

by _xxienY_ June 15, 2019

Tao Feng

Tao Feng: Fist of the lotus is an xbox game created by John Tobias, co-creator of Mortal Kombat. Like the aforementioned game, the game is violent, even to the extent of visual bruises and scars. It is so severely underrated that this is the only definition given for it thus far.

I am a big fan of Tao Feng, it may not be the greatest fighter, but I can appreciate what it does best: Interesting characters and an original concept....

by Slayer1983 July 3, 2009