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Claiming feast

A phrase that is used when you're stoned to signify that it's time to grab a snack. With "Claiming" being the verb to describe the announcement being made and the "feast" is referring to the munchies you're about to grab.
Person 1: Im starving lets go hit up farah's!!
Person 2: Oh poor one, buddeh's claiming feast!!
by yzzoP February 11, 2023
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The Grand Feast

The grand feast is a multilayer existential event where a human moves even less then a plank inch and that causes the universe to fill up to the brim instantly with his slimy disgusting (delicious) shart ( shit and fart ) , breaking space time and all dimensions. Now every single human on the planet called “earth” has to eat all the shart till every little plank inch is gone.
mmmmmm I’m hungry I wish The Grand Feast would happen.
by Keller austin September 25, 2021
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The Number of the Feast

When environmentalists are debating what percents of someone’s income must be spent on food to avoid food wastage, while alleviating global poverty—they argue that food is too cheap to provide sufficient income for small farmers, who are the world’s poorest or hungriest people.
The Pinocchio-in-Chief wanted to boast about his skin-deep knowledge about the number of the beast to his MAGA evangelical donors, but they ended up talking about the number of the feast instead.
by Fasters December 10, 2022
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Religious Freaks

When a person or persons with religious views commence in a verbal or physical tirade of abuse at an individual or group of people because of a difference in belief.
"This bunch of religious freaks came up to me and asked me if I believed in Jesus then went crazy when I said no"

"Ah you should see the crap these religious freaks come out with when you ask them to explain evolution"
by waffle247 December 14, 2009
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Tears for Fears

A suberb, 'soft' rock/pop/light new-wave group from the 80's. They are responsible for such hits like 'I Believe', 'Shout', and 'Everybody Wants to Rule the World', just to name a few. They're thoughtful, oftentimes introspective lyrics and (usually) talented singing and musical prowess helped set them at least a step above many of the bands in the 80's.
Easily one of the best 80's bands, whom just released a new album called Everybody Loves a Happy Ending.
by Pikachu's Best Guiness October 8, 2004
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Freaks and Geeks

In the tradition of the show a freak is a person associated with bad scholastic habits, drug use, sex, rock and roll, and the other fun things in life... while maintaining the fact that they have no future.

A geek is a person with excellent scholastic habits, drug free, D+D playing, and virtually invisible to the opposite sex because they're just too nerdy to be popular. These are the successful people of the future.
The geeks watched a porno tape given to them by a freak because they thought it would teach them about women... that's the difference between freaks and geeks.
by Tony Pavich February 12, 2006
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Guitar Freaks

A guitar simulation game in which a player presses 3 buttons and a pick on a simulated guitar as their corresponding markers reach a line at the top of the screen.
Guitar Freaks is easier than Drummania.
by dj gs68 May 13, 2003
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