fatty fat fat fatterton

a extremely fat person.

guy: look at the guy he is huge.
dude: yeah he is such a fatty fat fat fatterton.

by george January 20, 2005

fatter than albert

the most awesome ska band ever. managed by the sexiest man alive, greg.

"erin's run away imagination" is fatter than albert's best cd.

by Leesie September 14, 2007

fattery

noun
the ability to make an object or person fatter.

That dress makes her look fattery.
That dress is very fattering on you.

by Hazel Rider August 11, 2008

four finger fattie

a whale fuck, sealfuck, or chubby troll that you can get not one, not two, not just 3, but 4 fingers into the moment you get her panties off, without even engaging in foreplay yet

That whale Marcy is a four finger fattie, I know because I found out last night after we downed a 6-pack between us.

by Jake March 17, 2004

fattie

1: One who eats far too much in one sitting and is aware of their habit, but continues to chow.

2: A talentless bass guitar player from the foothills of the Allegheny mountain region who uses lessons as an excuse to meet girls. Early member of the growing trend of "hardcore" garage bands who can't play music but still garner radio play and media attention.

1: I know I asked for a super-size but I'm starting to feel like a fattie. Pass the salt.

2: Nick was only one lesson above the girl he was tutoring, but he could slap bass like the Fattie he is and that's good enough for her and his bandmates.

by Prof. Wreck May 24, 2007

Fattire

Clothing specifically made for the morbidly obese. Typical fashion includes Track suits, resteraunts, garments with an elasticized band, moo-moos, spill proof teflon coated materials and in etreme cases...bedsheets with yellow nylon rope belts.

Fat Fred: Fuck this clothing store I cant seem to find anything that fits my lazy ass!

Store Associate: Perhaps youd like to peruse our Plus sizes where we have a wide variety of Fattire.

Fat Fred: I havent seen my penis in so long I consider it MIA.

by bwatson December 30, 2007

Fattery

The excess energy stored as fat, especially that which is accumulated over the holidays.

"Say Honey. What do you want for dinner tonight?"
" Oh, nothing for me. I'm living off my fattery for awhile. I think I'm good for a week or two!"

by Veeslog December 31, 2009