fartver

When it's over, but it's fartver.

Oh shartly? Oh blartly? I'm sub-8, it's fucking fartver.

by fartlossus March 1, 2022

fartberry

a person who seems like a very nice person, all sweet and fresh, like a berry. then you get to know them, and it turns out they are extremely nasty, like a big wet fart.

She is a fartberry, because she seemed very nice. then i started to talk to her, and she was a fucking ass.

by [that ninjette] December 19, 2008

fartner

As distinct from romantic ‘partner’, a fartner is someone in a relationship who feels sufficiently comfortable with their romantic partner as to fart freely in their presence. Generally, fartnerships take a moderate amount of time and inconsideration to develop, and, consequently, may be viewed as a more well-established relationship than a typical romantic partnership.

Jane: “Hi, there. You’re Michael, right? You’re Melissa’s partner?”

Michael: “Fartner, actually. Melissa and I are fartners. We’ve been together for about three years, now.”

by Reginald Smiley April 8, 2008

farter

n. Someone who farts excessively and thus smells like fart all the time.

Pe-eww! That chick is a farter fo' sho'.

by Rastamuffin June 5, 2010

Wal-farter

A nasty, fat, greasy-haired piece of white trash who shops only at Wal-Mart, and thinks Kathy Lee Gifford Clothes are Haute Couture, and buys everything in jumbo economy sizes. Wal-Farters are most common in Southern US States.

"Did you see that ugly, fat, Wal-Farter heading this way carrying the 100 roll toilet paper economy pack on her head?"

by poontang June 17, 2006

fartbeard

an unkempt stinking beard with remnants of aged food

I'm glad Josh shaved off that fartbeard, he was a fucking stinking mess!

by Gerald Vandenhoek June 5, 2007

fartled

to be startled by a loud fart

My wife fartled me in bed and woke me up from a deep sleep.

by KRF99 March 17, 2008