fart master

One who outstinks all others in a fart contest.

The fart master had us all gasping for air.

by Johnny May 18, 2003

fart master

One who can fart at will, and other people too.

The fart master let one rip as soon as the speaker was done, as to accent the the spoken word.

by Rick D. July 24, 2003

fart master

One experienced in the ways of expeling methane gas from the rear ends of the body.

Also, a masta of flatulence.

A huff, a puff, and the fart master almost set my house on fire.

by Squanto November 20, 2002

footmaster

Someone with a ridiculously obvious foot fetish (i.e. fapping to feet and often complimenting the sexiness of some random person/character's feet). To some degree, all footmasters generally masturbate to foot fetish related pictures and videos on Internet sources like Deviantart at least once if not twice or thrice per day, although secretly. Many footmasters are probably under 18 years of age and would probably not take terribly kindly to it if another footmaster made foot fetish art of them. However, some teenage footmasters have proven to be so narcissistic that they have actually made I-pad recording videos of themselves teasing themselves with their own bare feet and then masturbated to the self-made videos.

Named after someone who is actually literally named footmaster on DeviantArt.

"It seems that if someone on DeviantArt isn't a footmaster, he's usually either a gaymaster, a voremaster, a fatmaster, a fartmaster, or some other random fetish that I can't remember off the top of my head right now..."

Basically, a compound word of "foot" and "masturbation"; in other words, one who masturbates to feet.

You know those guys on DeviantArt who create foot fetish fanart of practically everything that comes to mind? God, what a bunch of fucking footmasters

by xandermartin98 November 2, 2014

facemaster

The Egg Man, aka doctor roboto basically meaning you're a simonhead, look up chaud

Jeff: dude did you look at that chick?
Erica: yo she looks like a facemaster
Jeff: ...
Erica: pwn3d

by bigwilliams July 5, 2006

fartblaster

One who uses great force to let out extreme waves of gaseous, toxic odours and does so intentionally. One who not only profusely and deliberately expels all nasty smelling gases from body but does so with pride.

The kids and I were choking on this horrible odour in the room, that fartblaster had no shame.

by whatsthebeat January 15, 2013

fnatmaster

A fnatmaster, is a chap, or a butch lady, who has mastered the art of arousing a ladies hole. He/she keeps it wet over the period of an entire weekend.

"Homeboy got me wetter than a spastic's chin through Saturday til church. He's a proper fnatmaster"

by Muirez January 27, 2020