A Steveybruce is when you know you're getting the sack at some point this week, but you have to pretend to keep working so you look busy.
by Muirez October 12, 2021
A fnatmaster, is a chap, or a butch lady, who has mastered the art of arousing a ladies hole. He/she keeps it wet over the period of an entire weekend.
by Muirez January 27, 2020
A Necrofaecest <pronounced 'Nek-ro-fee-sest'> is a man, or woman (women are dirty too), who becomes sexually aroused at the thought, or indeed, the act of defecating on a corpse.
"Hey lads, I've just crept into the crypt and crapped! I've got a right boner! I'm such a necrofaecest!"
"Hey girls, I've just shat on Uncle Nobby's corpse! Talk about a wide-on! 1-nil to the necrofaecest!"
"Hey girls, I've just shat on Uncle Nobby's corpse! Talk about a wide-on! 1-nil to the necrofaecest!"
by Muirez July 31, 2019