Definitions by Muirez

Steveybruce 

A Steveybruce is when you know you're getting the sack at some point this week, but you have to pretend to keep working so you look busy.

That new gaffer has got my name on his goodbye list, I'm a proper Steveybruce I can feel it!

Steveybruce by Muirez October 12, 2021

fnatmaster 

A fnatmaster, is a chap, or a butch lady, who has mastered the art of arousing a ladies hole. He/she keeps it wet over the period of an entire weekend.

"Homeboy got me wetter than a spastic's chin through Saturday til church. He's a proper fnatmaster"

fnatmaster by Muirez January 27, 2020

necrofaecest

A Necrofaecest <pronounced 'Nek-ro-fee-sest'> is a man, or woman (women are dirty too), who becomes sexually aroused at the thought, or indeed, the act of defecating on a corpse.

"Hey lads, I've just crept into the crypt and crapped! I've got a right boner! I'm such a necrofaecest!"

"Hey girls, I've just shat on Uncle Nobby's corpse! Talk about a wide-on! 1-nil to the necrofaecest!"

necrofaecest by Muirez July 31, 2019