2 definitions by Muirez
A Necrofaecest <pronounced 'Nek-ro-fee-sest'> is a man, or woman (women are dirty too), who becomes sexually aroused at the thought, or indeed, the act of defecating on a corpse.
"Hey lads, I've just crept into the crypt and crapped! I've got a right boner! I'm such a necrofaecest!"
"Hey girls, I've just shat on Uncle Nobby's corpse! Talk about a wide-on! 1-nil to the necrofaecest!"
"Hey girls, I've just shat on Uncle Nobby's corpse! Talk about a wide-on! 1-nil to the necrofaecest!"
by Muirez July 31, 2019
A fnatmaster, is a chap, or a butch lady, who has mastered the art of arousing a ladies hole. He/she keeps it wet over the period of an entire weekend.
by Muirez January 27, 2020
