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inward farting

The act of holding a fart for so long that it reverts into your stomach.
I had dinner with my girlfriends family and I was so gassy that I was inward farting.
by OneLastCigarette February 24, 2005
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French-Farting

When two people break wind simultaneously while pressing each butt against each other.
Her: “Last night, He and I made a new step in our relationship while we were French-Farting in my bed. I feel so comfartable with him.”
by J.N.K.K. February 10, 2014
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out farting in the rain

A euphemism for having nothing important to do and a lot of free time.
He’s probably out farting in the rain!
by Dr Bunnygirl December 7, 2019
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Farting Terms

A Milestone in a new relationship were both parties male and female feel at ease when breaking wind in front of one another thus getting quite accustomed to it.
" you've been with that bird for time and your not even on Farting Terms yet, do you have to go the bathroom every time you need to rasp? "
by John Gaskell April 8, 2004
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Farting Fit

Noun.

1. General, all encompassing description for the release of several of any kind of fart in rapid succession. Similar in form to the Machine Gun Fart, though each blast is it's own entity - not one large fart broken up by the rapid opening and closing of an anal seizure.

2. A stacked release of farts, controlled or uncontrollable.

Idioms.

Caused a farting fit, like a metronome; After all that greasy food, every push produced a fart.

Fit of farts, uncontrollable; The more I laughed, the more I farted. I just couldn't stop!
Person A: "What the hell's wrong with Sally? She was laughing, then she shit her pants, then she started laughing and crying, then kept shitting her pants, then the crazy woman just up and left!"

Person B: "I don't know man, she just had a farting fit!"

Person C: "I know, right! But now my couch smells like the floor of a peep show.."
by finalphoenix March 10, 2014
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Fartronomy

The scientific study of flatulence. A PhD in fartronomy is an expert in expulsions from the ass.
Donald likes to stick his nose in people’s asses to measure the density of farts. He has a PhD from Harvard in Fartronomy.
by joseph blough April 12, 2022
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Fartino

A Native American person who is constantly eating and farting all the time
That kid crashed out in our computer room is a Fartino
by Barbara Bush November 16, 2003
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