fartology

The scientific study of flatulence, especially its causes and cures.

Advances in fartology have led to a new product called "Nofartus from Novartus" which can greatly reduce intestinal gas.

by antelope al August 1, 2008

Farglet

Grocery store; market

I went to the farglet to get some bananas and lube.

by Llamamama October 1, 2015

Faggole

Faggole is A Mix of Being A Faggot and a asshole.

Guy 1: Yo Fuck off my tip Bitch
Guy 2: Shut Your Faggole Ass Up

by SXREDDLU November 7, 2017

Fazgold

(Fazgold). A story about a past sexual conquest that either never happened or may be based on a true story but is highly exaggerated because the original story is not worthy of bragging.

That is a fazgold. You never had a threesome with identical twins.

by That’s gold August 3, 2019

Fagoline

An insult which mixes faggot and feline; basically calling someone a gay furry

Marcus: UwU
Edward: stfu you fagoline

by vennyweenny October 11, 2023

Benedict Fartold

A loud fart in public that comes at a time when all recent previous farts have been silent, thereby betraying you much like Benedict Arnold betrayed the colonies during the Revolutionary War.

Chris: Dude, come on. You farted in the middle of the train while we were at that stop! Not cool, man.

Tom: Sorry bro, all my other farts today have been silent, so I thought the coast was clear to let it rip. A real Benedict Fartold.

by Toothpick McGee January 14, 2014

Doctor of Fartology

A special honorary graduate degree that is often conveyed by a beleaguered and long-suffering spouse who may be seeking public acknowledgment of their longstanding situation of having lived with a prolific and noxious farter.

She may have been attempting to gain some degree of collective sympathy and support by unabashedly conveying that Doctor of Fartology degree to her very surprised husband at his retirement party.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2023