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polish farewell

When you deploy overseas for the military, and your girlfriend fucks around while you're gone. So you eat nothing but sausage and sauerkraut for nine months, and then go shit on her driveway before ringing her doorbell and running away.
"Hey, Josh is back from Afghanistan. His girlfriend cheated on him while he was gone, so he gave her a Polish farewell when he got back. Fucking classic."
by Veebs December 7, 2017
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Fluid farewell

The ultimate act of vengeance after being fired from a job. It involves taking a willing sexual partner to your former workplace for an after hours visit. The aim is to fuck on, and spread bodily fluids over, as many surfaces and objects as possible, particularly those of your boss and most hated colleagues.
Helen: ‘I heard you got canned from your job? You must be furious.’
Rachel: ‘Look, I was at first, but then Liam helped me give those cunts a top notch fluid farewell. Now when I’m feeling betrayed I just think of how I worked Jessica’s phone handset into my snatch and I instantly feel much better. I mean, she holds that thing up to her face!’
by likesecco March 30, 2020
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PMD farewell

The saddest thing to ever exist in a Pokémon game.

Sad ranking:

Rescue team: 10/10

Explorers: 11/10

Gates: 10/10

Super: 10/10

DX: 10/10
“Hey, have you seen-“

Shut up, I’ve been crying about this PMD farewell for 36 hours.”
by Le Mesprit December 14, 2020
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Colorado Farewell

To brain (flip out a testicle) on a train platform as your friends are leaving on a train) or just waiting...)

Look up braining for more explicit definitions but you get the idea. It looks like a little brain.
My friend brained us to say goodnight after a great day at the beach. It was difficult to see and blurry so we uploaded it to FB, just to basically say don't do that Within 20 seconds he messaged us that his brain was already visible in Malaysia so of course we deleted it. Hilarious though. Apparently it is a traditional goodbye in South Park, Colorado. Most guys do it. He just didn't expect my gf to take a photo or for it to go viral in 20 seconds. The Colorado Farewell. Then they slide down a mountain with no skis or helmet backwards with a bag of gummies. Braining the whole way.
by TheOtherScientist June 10, 2023
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Farewell golden

Farewell golden (abbreviated 'fwg') is a golden strawberry in Celeste. It is without a doubt the HARDEST mechanical challenge Celeste has to offer, being part of the coveted total 202 berry count. Few people have gotten it and there is an 'elite' list of those who have achieved such peak. Celeste base game difficulty goes from Beginner to Intermediate to low Advanced. Many people have reached high Expert and mid Grandmaster without attaining 202 berries. So, it's much, MUCH harder than you think, with almost perfect gameplay demanded for around 50 rooms, and another 50 that aren't necessarily easy either.

Most climbing mishaps occur due to exhaustion. Remember to take regular breaks!
"...so many people on youtube be getting farewell golden with 120 hours, i don't know how to feel considering my 150 hours"
'''
Farewell Golden Completed!
200+ hours over 2 months and a jump from 7BG
Thank you to everyone who supported me
'''
(yes I'm using triple single quotes unironically lol)
by mb6fbhsphdrcb April 20, 2025
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Farewell Neverland

When you have to grow up and leave neverland. Accepting this reality, saying goodbye to neverland, the ideal world where you could be happy. “Peter pan” and “Neverland” as a symbol for a magical world full of childhood innocence. As well the sadness of growing up-leaving Neverland and facing the realities in life.
by Taehyunsgfreal September 17, 2023
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Farewell Delight

The Farewell Delight is when a girl puts nutella on your penis and begins to perform oral sex. This girl is usually very ok with taking it up the butt and has very abnormally shaped boobs/titties.
Hey, do you have any nutella?

Nah, I used it all up for my Farewell Delight last night.
by Farwell January 25, 2016
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