Fluid farewell

The ultimate act of vengeance after being fired from a job. It involves taking a willing sexual partner to your former workplace for an after hours visit. The aim is to fuck on, and spread bodily fluids over, as many surfaces and objects as possible, particularly those of your boss and most hated colleagues.
Helen: ‘I heard you got canned from your job? You must be furious.’
Rachel: ‘Look, I was at first, but then Liam helped me give those cunts a top notch fluid farewell. Now when I’m feeling betrayed I just think of how I worked Jessica’s phone handset into my snatch and I instantly feel much better. I mean, she holds that thing up to her face!’
by likesecco March 30, 2020
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Farewell Neverland

When you have to grow up and leave neverland. Accepting this reality, saying goodbye to neverland, the ideal world where you could be happy. “Peter pan” and “Neverland” as a symbol for a magical world full of childhood innocence. As well the sadness of growing up-leaving Neverland and facing the realities in life.
Farewell Neverland my love
by Taehyunsgfreal September 17, 2023
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Ben's Farewell Breakfast

An amazing event for young and old. Far more important than Gymnastics parties.
I can't come to Ben's Farewell Breakfast cause i'm totally retarded and wanna go to a kiddy gymnastic party. Wow i hate myself.
by TheGreenHam June 15, 2010
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A Waitress Farewell

When a waitress or waiter at an eating establishment (like an IHOP or Waffle House or Applebees) says goodbye to a customer..and tells them to come back soon aware (or unaware) of the fact that customer may never come back or at the very least probably won't come back soon. Ever.
"come back and see us soon sweetie!"
the words "come back and see us soon" are frequently used in a waitress farewell.
by BruceSpringssteam July 08, 2009
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PMD farewell

The saddest thing to ever exist in a Pokémon game.

Sad ranking:

Rescue team: 10/10

Explorers: 11/10

Gates: 10/10

Super: 10/10

DX: 10/10
“Hey, have you seen-“

“Shut up, I’ve been crying about this PMD farewell for 36 hours.”
by Le Mesprit December 14, 2020
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Farewell tour

(n). Almost exclusively limited to the rich and/or famous, the farewell tour refers to the media circus that occurs when a celebrity passes away. Recent examples include Michael Jackson and Sen. Edward Kennedy. For the event to truly be considered a farewell tour, the corpse must lay in state somewhere for a short time, then be moved at least once, either to lay in state elsewhere or, ultimately to their viewing and/or funeral service. It is customary for large groups of mourners heretofore unknown by the deceased and family to flock to the stops along the way in an effort to catch a little "contact fame"...
Hey, Michael Jackson's in town for his farewell tour. That guy was HUGE! Wanna go pay our respects?
by pm1960 August 29, 2009
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