Fartled

To get startled causing an instantaneous fart.

"That chick fartled me." I said.
"How'd she do that?" said someone else.
"She 'grabbed my nuts' hello."

by DLaws April 24, 2008

Farbler

A person who lies in a full bathtub and farts multiple times to smell the gas bubbles as they pop on the surface of the water.

Yo man, I just caught that farbler in the bathtub.

He is such a farbler.

by Lamar Forrester April 30, 2009

Fartled

Startled by a fart, so much so that you jump or start at the sound (not the smell)

Dude, I fartled my cat and she jumped 2 feet off the couch.

I was totally fartled that she would do that in a nice restaurant.

by mpenni1 November 13, 2011

Furdleburdle

This means to trick, or deceive someone.

Marcus, how dare you attempt to Furdleburdle me, i am ashamed at such an attempt.

by Ethan,son_of_god April 10, 2023

I just Farded

fard

I just Farded

by dajeo August 3, 2021

farble

Cheap, fake laminate or veneer that resembles marble; faux marble.

I thought the countertops were top notch granite, but sadly they are farble.

by David Mann January 7, 2017

Fargle

A Fargle is when you accidentally Fart whilst Gargling. One should be careful not to inhale whilst fargling, leaving a taste reminiscent of hard boiled eggs in mouth. That would be gross, knowing it is NOT eggs you're tasting.

Ooofff!! That was one greezy Fargle!

by JTB56 March 17, 2014