fapsomnia

not being able to sleep if you haven't fapped yet

Dude I had to wank last night because I couldn't sleep, I think I've got fapsomnia!

by fapsomniac April 5, 2011

fapscination

Masturbation centered around a single individual, be it a spouse, partner, or current or past source of internet fap material.

Ah yes, Kelligrl; you and I shared a mutual fapscination for her luscious locks years ago...

by BeatleJWOL September 7, 2009

Fapsher

Someone who faps constantly and has the last name of absher.

I saw Fapsher sitting in his desk and boy was he letting loose.

by Timmy Royal January 2, 2013

fapstinence

The practice of abstaining from masturbation

Catholic Mom: I'm so proud of your fapstinence so far. I'm so glad we got you that fapstinence cross.
Son: ...
Catholic Mom: Good talk.

by caljstac August 30, 2014

Fapsphemy

When you masturbate to something you think is sexy, but turns out to be a dud or ugly picture (say, a side-boob).

Hmm, that side-boob looks hot. Man, I feel like rubbing one out.

*Photo is actually picture of a fat guy's side-boob.
*Gasp* FAPSPHEMY!!!

by Goldstar127 January 12, 2013

Fapsalad

A faggot who is easy to and very funny. Has poor taste in stalkers that are currently unblocked.

I was on twitter last night and @Fapsalads followed me and we became instant best friends

by BongHitz4Jesus April 1, 2013

Fapsize

To masturbate so vigorously that one loses one's balance. A portmanteau of fap and capsize.

Man I was polishing the wedding tackle in the shower and just when i was about to chuck the muck I fapsized! Almost killed myself!

by Vec September 19, 2012