Fagatious

Someone with homosexual tendancies, characteristics © Tim Psomas 2004

"Fred You're So Fagatious! Want Somma Dis?" *Pointing both hands towards penis*

by Tim Psomas February 17, 2005

felatio

oral sex on a man - comes from latin word- fello-"to practice oral sex with"

personally, i favor the fellatio over the roman helmet

by big Pink May 27, 2004

Felatiomeister

A person who specialises in the art of giving felatio, commonly known as 'head'

That woman/Guy is a complete Felatiomeister dude!
He is the felatiomeistro

by Drough June 6, 2003

filatio

to receive gr8 head from a trick

Man, Keisha gave me the gr8est filatio last night.

by BigJay November 3, 2004

Falation Nation

The fraternal order of men who don't always get head but when they do, they like it!

Ryan is the founder of the Falation Nation and is working to make the world suck, one woman at a time.

by The Keebler May 2, 2012

Fakation

A company-mandated unpaid vacation, becoming more and more common as the economy sours.

"Dude, why aren't you working today?"

"I'm on fakation. I can't afford to go anywhere, 'cuz it's unpaid."

by jc2 April 12, 2009

failatio

Portmanteau of fellatio + fail.
A failed attempt to suck your own tallywhacker.

The cunt-starved gentleman was so desperate for a blowjob that he decided to commit fellatio upon himself. But he couldn't.
"Argh, failatio!"

by MEFF February 13, 2009