This is when your boss pulls you and group of your coworkers together to "brainstorm" a concept when they already have a plan. This fake brainstorm is designed to make you feel valued and important, but it actually does the opposite.
I hate it when Joe Bossy Pants gives us a research assignment only to find out in the "brainstorm" that he already has a concept and he needs us to implement it. It's a total fakestorming session.
by h2ogurl June 17, 2010
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Marcus is such a failster, so I bought him a belt to hold up his failster pants so they don't fall down on him again like they did last Thursday.
by zorrex January 11, 2011
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When a person open mouth chews ice during sex and gets hot sweat and cold ice chunks all over their partner
That guy Rog was so sweaty he started chewing ice during sex. I got all his hot sweat and the ice chunks from his mouth all over me. It was a nude hailstorm.
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Get the Nude Hailstorm mug.Project Hailstorm is against them. It is lead by the hacker Hailstorm, who was once a very feared hacker on the bionicle boards. He now helps the bionicle boards, and tries to stop the Kaosu Buntai, as he feels taking the boards of admins, even if they are abusive, is wrong. He is the only hacker in the group, but many of the members of the Anti-Kaosu Buntai group follow him.
If Kaosu Buntai crack an invisionfree forum, then Project Hailstorm will crack it back and restore power to the owner
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Get the failstration mug.The act of flogging one's penis in an ineffectual attempt to achieve arousal and/or climax. Typical attempts last 2-3 hours. Epic attempts can last several days.
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