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fapsomnia

not being able to sleep if you haven't fapped yet
Dude I had to wank last night because I couldn't sleep, I think I've got fapsomnia!
by fapsomniac April 5, 2011
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fresource

n. A concatenation of "free" and "resource".

An entity that bestows information, knowledge, and/or tutelage to the unaware or incapable. It can also provide services that may be complex and would otherwise be costly or encumbering to learn.

A fresource may take the form of a literal resource, such as an encyclopedia at a library, or it may be an online source such as wikipedia or online forum, or it may be a person with knowledge who is willing to complete the task.

If the fresource is a human, his actions may include but are not limited to the following:
-Fixing computer problems
-Finding citations for necessary data
-Fixing everyday problems
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"Wikipedia is a vast fresource of information that might otherwise cost thousands of dollars in encyclopedias, books, or journals."

Person A: I just spent 400$ on my computer repair.
Person B: Wow, you shouldn't have done that; I wouldn't have charged you a dime!
Person A: I should really use my fresources more often.
by shiftyeyedgoat August 19, 2009
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fawesome

1) word used by Zahler in Scott Westerfeld book "The Last Days" Words also used fool and fexelent. To break away from the mainstream and express his creativity Zahler puts the letter 'F' infront of adjectives. Or he simply might mean the definition below.

2) fucking awesome
1) RandomPerson: Fawesome shoes; where'd you get 'em?

2) same example applies
by Dara Helaina January 14, 2008
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fanson

A hardcore Hanson fan for life.

Somebody who celebrates Isaac, Taylor and Zac's birthdays, the births of their children, their Wedding anniversaries and throws a huge party every Hanson Day (but there are usually no other guests). Possibly has a Hanson tattoo, and may have sported a rat tail during the late 90s. Has bought the Hanson babygros even if they don't have children yet, but wanted it 'for the future'. Grumbled about having to move their Hanson ring to another finger to make room for their wedding ring. Cried for three weeks when Taylor got married and almost went into cardiac arrest when he 'cheated' on Hanson with his new band Tinted Windows (but still bought their record and went to every show on their tour). Bought themselves a 'Valentine gift', ie. the Hanson chocolates, because nobody else would buy it for them. Has given children/pets/Sims names with Hanson-references. Has genuinely spent time pondering the question "where DID Johnny go?" and wrote a fan-fic (potentially Zaylor-themed) featuring a conspiracy theory with Amy as the kidnapper. Would have bid on Isaac's rib if it had ever been put on eBay. Has done a Google maps search for Albertane.
"humbop pa dooomba dop.."
"YOU'RE SINGING IT WRONG!!!"

"I'm not just a Hanson fan, I'm a Fanson."
by alicaurusrexxx August 24, 2009
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fawsome

Fuckin awsome = fawsome
Used in situations where a fucking awsome would be too strong. Example- Fawsome pic, who took it?
by apesescape January 7, 2005
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Feason

Where you chop someone's feet off, then kill them by putting them out of their misery or let them bleed out.
(It was a joke on Amino, don't worry)
This person died by feason.
by PokemonKatt April 15, 2020
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fatso fatty butt

A big and fat person, especially one with a big butt.
Look at those before and after photos. She was a real fatso fatty butt before she did that diet plan. Wow.
by PMax January 11, 2009
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