n. A concatenation of "free" and "resource".
An entity that bestows information, knowledge, and/or tutelage to the unaware or incapable. It can also provide services that may be complex and would otherwise be costly or encumbering to learn.
A fresource may take the form of a literal resource, such as an encyclopedia at a library, or it may be an online source such as wikipedia or online forum, or it may be a person with knowledge who is willing to complete the task.
If the fresource is a human, his actions may include but are not limited to the following:
-Fixing computer problems
-Finding citations for necessary data
-Fixing everyday problems
An entity that bestows information, knowledge, and/or tutelage to the unaware or incapable. It can also provide services that may be complex and would otherwise be costly or encumbering to learn.
A fresource may take the form of a literal resource, such as an encyclopedia at a library, or it may be an online source such as wikipedia or online forum, or it may be a person with knowledge who is willing to complete the task.
If the fresource is a human, his actions may include but are not limited to the following:
-Fixing computer problems
-Finding citations for necessary data
-Fixing everyday problems
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"Wikipedia is a vast fresource of information that might otherwise cost thousands of dollars in encyclopedias, books, or journals."
Person A: I just spent 400$ on my computer repair.
Person B: Wow, you shouldn't have done that; I wouldn't have charged you a dime!
Person A: I should really use my fresources more often.
"Wikipedia is a vast fresource of information that might otherwise cost thousands of dollars in encyclopedias, books, or journals."
Person A: I just spent 400$ on my computer repair.
Person B: Wow, you shouldn't have done that; I wouldn't have charged you a dime!
Person A: I should really use my fresources more often.
by shiftyeyedgoat August 19, 2009
Get the fresource mug.That which passes for Human Resources, the corporate repository for people too feckless, indolent and dull-witted to survive by eating out of dumpsters. Circumventing the certain risk to production, process or profit these fools represent, Subhuman Resources serves the double purpose of barring such incompetents from mucking up the works by turning them loose to harry the employees who actually do contribute to company success.
Famously sexless, humorless and brainless, this office also serves to repel rodents if, ironically, by employing them.
Famously sexless, humorless and brainless, this office also serves to repel rodents if, ironically, by employing them.
by lexicali slim September 8, 2010
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Soulless, mendacious, spineless, shit-eating prick twisters who aren't smart enough to be lawyers or empathetic enough to be child molesters.
by NylonPimp January 16, 2017
Get the Human Resources mug.1. What Human Resources will be called after we're all replaced by robots. HR will become RR.
2.The enabler of a new economic paradigm where we're all either sipping pina coladas on the beach, or shipped off to glue factories.
2.The enabler of a new economic paradigm where we're all either sipping pina coladas on the beach, or shipped off to glue factories.
You got a problem with us, Elon? Take it up with RR (Robot Resources).
HR is totally useless. I look forward to the day it's replaced by Robot Resources. Even though that'll mean I'm out of a job I guess.
HR is totally useless. I look forward to the day it's replaced by Robot Resources. Even though that'll mean I'm out of a job I guess.
by denumb October 29, 2017
Get the Robot Resources mug.A department at a large company that oversees the advancement of Cubans and other hispanics at the expense of Caucasians.
by Jean Shepherd January 19, 2010
Get the Cuban Resources mug.If a company is a house, then Human Resources is the septic tank; all the shit goes there. Human Resources, better known as HR, is the lowest place in a corporation's hierarchy, although they make themselves important by gaining the ability to control who works and who doesn't. To be a success in HR one must lose all trace of humanity and become a robot (becoming a whore is also advisable.) To paraphrase Willie Nelson,"mommas, dont let your babies grow up to be HR drones, don't let 'em be robots or whores or sluts, make 'em be robbers or car thieves and such....."
when i was a child, i thought like a child, but when i grew up and started working in Human Resources, i knew i had lost my soul, and to appease my new gods i fired my best friend, my girlfriend, my brother, an Iraqi war veteran with a silver star and a distinguished service cross, and the guy who saved me from drowning when i was a kid. what a good day's work!!
by earpuller December 2, 2010
Get the Human Resources mug.A fat ungly bitch who works in the HR departement of a company, and who thinks she's the boss of everyone, screaming and making scenes with other employees. This behaviour is due to the lack of self accomplishment she is experienceing.
(regular employee)"Hi Cindy, could you give me a empty type B form?"
(Human Resources bitch)"(yelling)What the fuck!? Can't you see I'm busy?(no she's not)?! Get your own fucking form!!!"
(Human Resources bitch)"(yelling)What the fuck!? Can't you see I'm busy?(no she's not)?! Get your own fucking form!!!"
by TenHands March 2, 2011
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