alternate facts

A false statement contradictory to the truth mean to be taken as reality.

We didn't lie to our investors. We gave alternate facts.

by Señor Chavez January 22, 2017

Factish

The telling of a story or a lie using some truths to make it fact-ish.

Or only telling enough of a real event to make it believable in order to cover what really happened.

Or a complete fabrication of a story using partial facts to make a real event more interesting.

Dude! that story you told last night about that time we went to the river was total B.S.
Nah... some of it happened.

Ahhh....it was factish...;-)

by Roido October 13, 2011

Veggietales Facts

The one Twitter account that posts high quality Christan facts and also about Veggie Tales.

Guy 1: Hey did you see Veggietales facts most recent tweet?
Guy 2: No. What is it?
Guy 1: "Does anyone know any demonic rituals you can do with household supplies? I'm on a budget."

by SomeRandomSnake April 21, 2021

cold hard facts

Facts without anything added to make them more pleasant or interesting.

Facts that are devoid of any emotions, the blatant irreversible truth.

Nobody asked you to spit cold hard facts in this chat. Calm down.

by Atlanta Footwear April 24, 2021

Fartistic Licence

The art of creatively reshaping the true facts concerning a past release of Carbon Dibaxide

"Mr Darcy, I find it most difficult to credit your assertion that Miss bennet was responsible for the beefy eggo that cleared the dance floor not five minutes ago.. For one thin, the miasma concerned was distinctly reminiscent of the casserole I observed you yourself consuming last night, whereas I have it on good authority that Miss Bennet is a vegetarian. If that was Fartistic Licence, Darcy, then it was dashed bad form."

by bromp February 18, 2010

Factified

When someone tells you a fact after arguing for the wrong answer.

"Being scared of spiders is called having arachnophobia". Mason said.
"No it's not" Tom said.
"Yes, it's proven, you just got factified". Mason said

by mmcphee2403 April 29, 2019

Big Facts

when something supersedes the previous mention of a fact.

Jeffy: Damn bro we better head out before it starts raining.

Justin: Facts b, not finna be caught in this rain

Jeffy: Yo cover your food with a lid that joints' gonna get wet!

Justin: wow big facts bro good lookin'

by Baronet September 20, 2018