Lowlife FameFag

A Lowlife FameFag is a type of person that thinks they're a better person ever all because they have more followers than you on any social media just to assert their dominance. They'll mostly be found lingering on the internet.

Person: "Hey how are y-"
Lowlife FameFag: "HOW MANY FOLLOWERS DO YOU HAVE ON SOCIAL MEDIA?"
Person: "I have like, I think 12."
Lowlife FameFag: "OH WELL I HAVE 13 SO IM WAY MORE FAMOUS THAN YOU"
Person: "I don't care about how many followers I have on social media. It's just the interne-"
Lowlife FameFag: "I'M A BETTER PERSON THAT YOU ADMIT THAT!"
Person: "Wow. You're such a Lowlife FameFag."

by CosmiSpore April 22, 2020

face fag

Anyone over the age of 18 that uses a "social networking" site to make imaginary friends.

Face fag: I, like, announced my party on Facebook, like, and, uh, then Mary said she would, like, make it after her, like, spa treatment, and, like...
Me: You fucking face fag

by Michael S Stevens July 6, 2009

Facefast

Ignoring facebook for a given amount of time to accomplish things in the real world.

Juanita went on a facefast cuz she had this ocd obsession w/ looking at her tagged pictures.

by GPR143 September 11, 2010

facefight

the act of fighting or dissing someone over facebook wall posts/status/photo comments

man why are those two chicks not talking?

cuz they had a huge facefight last night

by 69master69 December 6, 2007

facefacemeow

When you have absolutely nothing better to say or when your brain fails you in come backs, all that comes out of your mouth is 'facefacemeow'.

Sacha: "I'm just retarded whenever I park in the pharmaceutical parking..."

Tim: "Just when your parking there or..."

Sacha: "Facefacemeow"

by fortunecookiewriter May 6, 2010

Facefart

When one makes an unintentional posting error on Facebook. Derived from FACEbook + brainFART.

Man, I had a serious Facefart today--while posting to my gf's wall about how to properly execute a dirty sanchez, I accidentially posted to Mom's!

by Rob Bastard October 31, 2011

fakefag

someone who blindly labels videos as "fake" regardless of their veracity in the comments section of video sites.

The guy who said the video of a boxer knocking out the two guys who slapped his girlfriend is a fakefag.

by killbot77 September 27, 2008