by pmarcotte December 27, 2011
Get the facebitch mug.Someone who constantly updates their Facebook status with complaints and disgruntlement about life, boyfriend/girlfriend, work, school,etc, etc.
Mike-"Shari is complaining about her boyfriend on Facebook...again."
David-"Yeah I saw, she such a Facebitcher."
David-"Yeah I saw, she such a Facebitcher."
by Dr. Douche June 16, 2012
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by JRoskelley February 22, 2011
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1. one of your many bitches, male or female, who happen to have a facebook account
2. your online bitch, male or female, because there is no interaction of any sort in person
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3. a douchnozzle who uses formspring to talk shit while anonymous because they don't have the balls to say it in person
1. one of your many bitches, male or female, who happen to have a facebook account
2. your online bitch, male or female, because there is no interaction of any sort in person
or
3. a douchnozzle who uses formspring to talk shit while anonymous because they don't have the balls to say it in person
Jeff: Dude, Bridgette told me she would defintely give me a blowjob when i was facebook chatting her!
Bill: Oh, so she's your facebitch.
Jeff: Damn right she is!
Tommy: Hey Sam, who was that person who said your girl was ugly and that he fucked your mom?
Sam: No idea, he was using formspring like the facebitch he is.
Bill: Oh, so she's your facebitch.
Jeff: Damn right she is!
Tommy: Hey Sam, who was that person who said your girl was ugly and that he fucked your mom?
Sam: No idea, he was using formspring like the facebitch he is.
by /b/tard's /b/rother July 19, 2010
Get the facebitch mug.The act of posting on an acquaintance's wall after seeing them go idle in your friend list in order to bait them into getting back online. Usually targeted at women with whom the FaceBaiter is only loosely acquainted with the ultimate goal of starting a chat conversation without the appearance of trying.
Person: You talk to that girl from the party last weekend?
FaceBaiter: I was just about to but then she went offline. That bitch is never on!
Person: Dude, try FaceBaiting her. Tag her in a picture then you can mack all over that bitch when she gets back on. Get some!
FaceBaiter: I was just about to but then she went offline. That bitch is never on!
Person: Dude, try FaceBaiting her. Tag her in a picture then you can mack all over that bitch when she gets back on. Get some!
by the zuckerbeast March 15, 2011
Get the FaceBaiting mug.A party, event or gathering known or designed to attract celeb-watchers whose sole desire is to be snapped by the paparazzi in close proximity to their favourite D-lister in the vain hope that their face appears in the corner of a photo in the next edition of Heat magazine.
China White at closing time, Leicester Square on new-release night, the BAFTAs etc. are all examples of facebait events containing the necessary ingredients of: d-list celebs, paparazzi and excitable and hormonally imbalanced fans.
by Jim in London April 23, 2008
Get the facebait mug.n. A female who spends an inordinate amount of time on social networking websites; especially one who then complains about not having enough time in real life.
"Jane constantly whines about being disorganized. She's always late, she never finishes her school assignments, and her house is a mess! Why are some people like that?"
"I'll tell you why Jane is like that - she spends so much of her free time on facebook that she's got calluses on her ass! She's a real facebitch."
"I'll tell you why Jane is like that - she spends so much of her free time on facebook that she's got calluses on her ass! She's a real facebitch."
by tmon January 1, 2009
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